A biped animal with the feet of a goat, the wings of a dragon, the leegs of a pig, the thighs of a dog, the genitals of a hyena, the abdomen of a tiger, the arms of a new world monkey, and the face of a blockfish.
Any liquid it spits eventually morphs into a succalina, a kind of parasite in the pacific ocean, that basically replaces a male crab's penis and plants its eggs in any other male crab that mistakes it for female and assrapes it, and its urine eventually morphing into an obscure South American ant, that implants its eggs into a cockroach, and then buries it; when it hatches, the babies eat the cockroach alive, except that it also works on humans in this animal.
Yes, Sarah Jennifer Parker.
captca: yeah right.
I agree, captcha. Obviously a runner up would be tommy Wiseau, but that's not important.