If you were a Pokémon...

[saintdane05]

Luvdisk is best pokemans
I'm stuck with either Wooper or Ditto. With Ditto, I can be any pokemon, but with Wooper...
http://img2.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/620/media/images/Wooper_46287.png
Look how damn happy he is! He doesn't even have arms!

Just...daaaaaaaawwww...

 

[FrostyChick]

I'd want to be Meloetta, because she probably has one of my favourite designs of all the Pokemon.

Spoiler

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

... I would be a pikachu. Though not for reasons one might expect. I would use the electricity to recharge my various battery operated devices on the go. Never again would I have to run to find a plug; just Thundershock some battery life into whatever it is. And pikachu out of all the electric types because well, the most human like electric types (Eletrivire I think) has fingers far too big to fit the keys of my laptop or buttons of my handhelds. Or my phone's touch screen and being small means I could fit into a lot of small places without trouble. I could hide from people anywhere I wanted.

 

[Snowblindblitz]

Infernape.

Spoiler

Yes, he is a fire/fighting starter, but he is awesome.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm sure this will come completely unexpected to a lot of you when I say...
Dragonair.

Other possibilities of course are...
Dratini, Dragonite, Flygon, Salamence, Garchomp, Haxorus, Charizard, Milotic, Gyarados

I think I see a pattern there, though I'm not quite sure why....>.>

I'd be Rapidash.

It's a fucking fire unicorn.

Failing that, Articuno.


Oh, or Espeon.

Oh, oh, or Vaporeon.

See, the flaming unicorn I get, because it's awesome. But a flippered cat?

OT: I'd probably be Absol. DISASTER POKÉMON!

 

[AntiChrist]

I'd be a Snorlax and I'd do what a Snorlax is good at: eating and sleeping.

I'd spend most of my time being horribly in the way of everyone.

That does sound like the good life...

Maybe I should be a Snorlax too and get in the way of other Snorlax.
Meta-Snorlax.

You'd both be in trouble, if some random kid with a flute comes along though...

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

victini, i'm a fire/psychic legendary and i'm pretty fuckin cute to boot


if you don't like me, i'll teleport behind you, lift you up with my mind, then flamethrower you to the heavens.


sup bitches.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Definitely Metagross. To wreak havoc with electronics.

 

[The Goat Tsar]

I'd be Flareon because I want to be my favorite Pokemon.

I mean of course, I'm elegant and...fiery.

 

[Story]

I would like to be a Torchic.

Because its cute, powerful, and it looks like a girl to me.
...
Also, because its a bird.

Man, I wish there was a Flamigo pokemon. That would make me quite happy.

 

[Rebel_Raven]

I've always had a soft spot for Haunter. I'd never willingly evolve a haunter, and I'd strive to have one on my team. Haunter really helped me back in the blue/red days, was nearly OP (I had some move that put opponents to sleep, and dream eater, a dot inflicting move, and some 4th move IIRC. Basically put the enemies to sleep and they dun wake up.), and ever since then I've been a fan.
I like Serena, so her eps in the anime with haunter were fun, too.
Haunter doesn't get much love.
Gengar looks kinda silly having legs to me... and stubby limbs.

Mismagius is a close second as I like ghost types, and feminine sorts.
Buneary (They're just adoreable!), or a Gardevoir maybe.
I really should get a 3ds XL and get back into pokemon.

 

[shildosh]

I'd be a Slowking, because it's awesome to have psychic powers, ultimate intellect, and an awesome Shellder hat. Also you could be a god among men, or a king among bros. Also he's pretty much the only one who can physically speak to humans, so that's cool.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Spoiler: Spoiler for epicness

Fucking Munchlax... kickass...

 

[Lucian The Lugia]

My name says it all.

That, or Terrakion. Non-legendary choice would probably be Blaziken.

 

[Jenvas1306]

Usually I'd go for Blaziken, but googling for good pictures made me sad for humanity...
my second choice would be Gardevoir...same problem, but i found this atleast:

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[EHKOS]

A Haunter would be cool, but I'm already a Snorlax, so I'd go with Munchlax. It's cute and cool looking, and it eats a ton, and if I were one, no one would yell at me for eating an entire pizza again!

 

[DeltaEdge]

I'd probably be a Suicune, because I love dogs, and Suicune is just excellent all-around.

If we are excluding legendaries, then I'd probably be a Houndoom, Zoroark, Bisharp, or Sawsbuck, because why not?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Haunter

I'd get to fly, and go through walls, all while retaining the ability to use my hands. Plus, fucking with people would be tons of fun.

 

[Jayben Tibbles]

I'd be a Ditto, no two thoughts about it.