Pfffft, as if anyone would want to be some lame-ass Pokémon like MewTwo. Seriously, that guy is absolute garbage compared to:Fijiman said:I would probably have to go with Blaziken. Why? Because it's one of my favorite Pokemon and Mewtwo is too cool for any of us to be him.
Removed the cross-out because you don't make jokes about Magikarp...doing something as foolish as that will surely bring about your doom!TizzytheTormentor said:[HEADING=2]Magikarp motherfuckers!![/HEADING]
He has like the same pokemon over and over too XDEclipse Dragon said:He was admittedly more dashing when I was nine and he was in limited color.T0ad 0f Truth said:I'm guessing you're quite the dragon fan... Just a hunch
You have a thing for lance? XD
I don't care much for his character design in more recent games, he's not as cool anymore
...also, I've moved on to Fire Emblem characters.
...That's kind of depressing to be honeststormeris said:Dunsparce.
It's ugly, useless and noone fucking ever remembers it. Just like me.
However, i really fucking hate this pokemon. Which is funny, because i also hate myself, so its really fitting
Gengar was coolerDarkRawen said:Haunter, definitely. It's my favorite Pokemon, looks awesome, can fly and go through walls, and steals people's life force through goddamn licking them. Besides, it's a ghost, so there's a bunch of stuff that wouldn't harm me.
Not to mention, I could go around messing with everyone just because I feel like it.
Joining the Noble House, mostly because my friends already typecasted me as a Jigglypuff. I've got a round face, big eyes, a dramatic flair and a tendency for slapping.search_rip said:I would be Jigglypuff, there's none cuter than him
It's clearly a Zigzagoon.T0ad 0f Truth said:Rattata? Raticate? I can't tell!Morsomk said:It's.....kinda obvious isn't it?(hint hint, look at the avatar)
I think you'd also make a pretty good bidoof