Well, this one actually took some thought. mainly because my first thoughts was how to kill them.
I really liked the way Diablo1099 ninjad me with killer robots. however i would also combine them with replicators mentioned by Azurelord707 (damn, i just got ninhjad all over), to make them almost unstoppable. however that is still lacking. no.
I think we need to merge those robots with the power of Kronos
Then we not only have always reliable self healing self manufacturing robot army but also they are immortal and with godly powers. It would take a combined effort of a group of gods to even trap (since you cant kill it) ONE of them, and i would have THOUSANDS.
Now, time to pick up a fight with your puny henchmen.....
chineese zergs are no match for robot armies.
I really liked the way Diablo1099 ninjad me with killer robots. however i would also combine them with replicators mentioned by Azurelord707 (damn, i just got ninhjad all over), to make them almost unstoppable. however that is still lacking. no.
I think we need to merge those robots with the power of Kronos
Now, time to pick up a fight with your puny henchmen.....
That actually was my first thought. HOwever easily counterable with an actual competent police force.tippy2k2 said:
Pretty much my evil in a nutshell; inept, useless, but good for a cheap laugh
Solution: anti spider poison/perspirant.kailus13 said:Spiders. All of the spiders in the world. Aside from instantly conquering perhaps 5% of people with the phrase "submit or I'll send spiders after you", I'd also have the perfect assasins.
Thinking about it though, Big Daddies might be impervious to their attacks.
Solution: rifle with armor piercing bullets.Caramel Frappe said:.. Black Knights from Dark Souls.
If i remember correctly a peasant with a sword could kill it. Not really menacing.Barbas said:...Or those cruel and efficient denizens of Oblivion, the Daedra...
Ball is more efficient than a cube to defend (think deathstar without the exhaust duct). But yeah, it may even take couple of my robots to take it down.The Gentleman said:
kittens, i think this video shows their effectiveness.ClockworkPenguin said:Kittens! Genetically modified so they don't grow up, and so that they can walk bipedally and hold things, but still look adorable. They are naturally evil, and no hero would ever be able to harm them. It is foolproof, FOOLPROOF! Mua Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Daleks....yeah i got nothing.Ninjamedic said:I'd genetically engineer Daleks Your move.
pesticide takes care of them easily.shootthebandit said:
a big nice tank should take care of your army.Thomas Barnsley said:Xenomorphs.
Only so I can finally be the one to not skrew up while trying to domesticate them.
yeah i can see how that would work. unstoppable, unshuttable.ccdohl said:I would have an army of Moviebobs.
reapers are essentialy suicidal, so its easy to just wait them out.Binkan said:Hmm an army of something awesome...Maybe Reapers because when im done conquering the US i'll go for the Universe and i'll be the Lord of everything
All it takes is one of me and you lost.babinro said:Given that I'm completely evil in this scenario I'd have to go with slave children.
An army of kids trained as efficiently as the soldiers in 300 and sent off to fight at the youngest viable age possible. Ideally between 8-12. Who really wants to kill thousands of children in order to get to me?
Glad I'm not evil.
Except, maybe, tanks?EyeReaper said:As for someone specific... Hmm... How about the Monobeasts? Monokuma included
Nothing is going to stand in my way! Mwahahaha
yourAzkar Almsivi said:tl;dr: My henchmen would be the Zerg swarm.
genetically engineered warriors tire. robots dont.Desert Punk said:These guys, two and a half meter tall genetically engineered warriors in power armor with missiles, a laser, and a machinegun.
easily destroyed by fire.stormeris said:Just hordes and hordes of skeletons.
There isn't a problem in the world that wouldn't solve by simply throwing enough skeletons at it!
I mean skeletons are great, they don't eat, they don't smell, most of them don't even talk or think for themselves!
solvable by rock n roll.thaluikhain said:Annoying pop bands to annoy people with their cheerful inanity.
but what to do if your raptor stole my banana?Orks da best said:The raptors shall hunt!
very easy to defeat, they die in thousands in that game.Hezz said:I'm going to use the obvious choice: The Minions from the Overlord series.