If your genitals was a game...

[AngloDoom]

Cooking Mama.

Just do as I say and no-one gets hurt.

 

[Tibs]

I find it so amusing how men glorify their penis.

 

[zirol]

god of war 3. It's violent, bloody, and in the end you just feel like all the gods are dead.

 

[noble cookie]

I wanna be the guy.


IT'S SO FUCKING HARD

 

[Zephirius]

Crime Cities.

It finished development ages ago and I've known it for a very long time.
I think it's pretty good, but nobody else is interested.

Bonus reason: It was a gift from my dad. (No you dirtbag, it's like the gift of life.)

 

[SilentCom]

This thread is hilarious. I didn't think I'd be laughing this much while being slightly aroused at the same time

I would also choose Dungeon Siege and Beat Hazard. As to why I chose those games... use your imagination.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

MW2, criminally short, but the multiplayer makes up for it.

And if anyone has stolen my joke I will hunt you down and kill you.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

HL2 EP1: Fun to play with but climaxes way too soon.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Vanquish: Short, explosive and underwhelming. But it's as hard as platinum.

 

[beema]

Super Meat Boy

 

[UltraDeth]

Its like Mass efect 3, nobody has played with it YET.

You beat me to it

But personally mine would be "Alan Wake". Not getting enough exposure

 

[Zhukov]

I find it so amusing how men glorify their penis.

Oh, ease up you sourpuss.

a) We aren't being at all serious.
b) There were several ladies pitching in.
c) A lot of the jokes aren't exactly glorifying.

 

[googleback]

The Misadventures of P.B Winterbottom.

I'm trying DESPERATELY to think of a pie-fucker pun but god dammit it escapes me...

 

[Tibs]

I am not saying they are all or I am not ok with it. I just found that funny is all. I would pitch in, but I cannot think of anything.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

The Darkness solely for the fafct that not many have played it but it is fun, impressive, and satisfying, plus its my girlfriends favorite game.

 

[Ekit]

I'm trying to think of a pun on BioShock and delving deep into a wet place and getting a fulfilling experience...

 

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

But...think of the children! If Konata and an insanity-inducing metal ball of evil were to get married, the children would be-...would be...

...let's do it.

Osaka and Chiyo-chan?! Oh my... we are so going to get married and have sex, dear Lady.
[small]Umm. That sounded better in my head.[/small]

Now I'm happy. :3

Oh, dear. It seems the image is no longer working. Let me see if I can find a new image...

Our...our children have evolved...

 

[Paksenarrion]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

Yeah, but would it work as a game? >.>

Well, let me think...I guess it would be like Reverse Portal, except instead of Chell taking the tests, it's GLaDOS.

 

[Bloodstain]

-snip-

Oh, dear. It seems the image is no longer working. Let me see if I can find a new image...

Our...our children have evolved...

QUICK
PRESS B WHILE YOU STILL CAN

I want them to stay cute and cuddly. ._.