If your genitals was a game...

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

Oh, dear. It seems the image is no longer working. Let me see if I can find a new image...

Our...our children have evolved...

QUICK
PRESS B WHILE YOU STILL CAN

I want them to stay cute and cuddly. ._.

I'M PRESSING B! I'M PRESSING B!!!

They...they switched...

 

[airwolfe591]

Any Monster Hunter game I guess. Not many play it, it feels like it never ends, but it's great got a great multi-player.

 

[Sindre1]

Gary's Mod. Pointless and a waste of time but pretty damn fun.

Pointless? Eeeeeeew!
How does that even work?

Assuming I meant it like that...I have absolutely no idea how that might work.

Not very well at all!

 

[Bloodstain]

-snip-

I'M PRESSING B! I'M PRESSING B!!!

They...they switched...

Strange.
But I'm not really a dog person... I prefer cats. :/
However, she is cuddly. We will send her to college, yes, dear?

 

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

I'M PRESSING B! I'M PRESSING B!!!

They...they switched...

Strange.
But I'm not really a dog person... I prefer cats. :/
However, she is cuddly. We will send her to college, yes, dear?

To A-me-ri-ka....desu.

 

[TheMan2203]

Portal, to short but everyone remembers it for the rest of their lives.

 

[ryanxm]

postal 2 because only freaks get it


dont say ANYTHING about the cat butt silencer...

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

Destroy All Humans.
Nuff' Said

 

[Mcupobob]

fuck ya

 

[Free Thinker]

Super Smash Bros.
4 people for maximum fun.

 

[DanDeFool]

Mine is Mark Ecko's: Getting Up

Both because of the title (wink wink, nudge nudge), and, to quote Tycho from Penny Arcade, it is "God's punishment for an impure world."

 

[neppakyo]

Mine would be E.T on the atari 2600..

cause no one wants to play with my bald alien.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Dance Dance revolution: People keep stepping on it.

WAIT NO

Gears of War: It's beefy and attached to a chainsaw.

WAIT NO

Grand Theft Auto: It likes to kill hookers.

WAIT NO

Pokemon: You spend hours on end staring at it, you think it's the most epic thing until one day you show it to a girl and she laughs in your face.

Yeah, that's the one.

I've read all the entries up until this point but this one actually made my laugh. As a result, my keyboard and monitor are once again covered in Mountain Dew.

 

[Acting like a FOOL]

Mass Effect 2!

Assuming direct control is a bit risky...but the PRIIIZE

 

[That One Six]

Star Wars: Battlefront

It's just one of many soldiers on the field, but obviously the best.

 

[Valdus]

Dead Space - Because apparently your mother doesn't like it

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Mine already are a game.

 

[Laser Priest]

Red Dead Redemption

It only ends in sadness.

 

[Communist partisan]

Saints row 2, nearly anything you do will give you pleasure.

Or like the game, than you think of it you loose.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Duke Nukem Forever - It just never comes