If your genitals was a game...

[qwertyzxy27]

My Penis is like Fable 2... A disappointment

 

[Paksenarrion]

talking about their balls.

I was thinking of more of a circle jerk, but whatever you're cool with.

Who says they can't use their powers to jerk each other while they talk?

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

Well even the Jesus Lion needs to tend to his balls every now and then.

That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.

You are quickly becoming my favourite person ever. Stop it

Just as planned.

Instead of a Dark Lord, you shall have a queen! Not dark, but as beautiful as the Sun! As treacherous as the Sea! More powerful than the Foundations of the Earth! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

 

[teebeeohh]

total war series: skillful application of what you have is more important than being the guy with the biggest army.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Obscure title that nobody plays, even though it's a multiplayer game, and now relegated to playing alone with bots.
(wow, that's creepy)

 

[Paksenarrion]

This is like the time I kneed my brother for stealing my bra while I was in the shower. I just ran out, buck naked, grabbed his shirt and kneed him hard from behind.

I just want you to know that you made me flinch and experience sympathy pains over an internet connection.
Also, in regards to your earlier comment, most of the experiences I've had with the opposite sex have also led me to believe that the female vagina is a collection of spikes, pits, rotating blades, a special item that you get after beating the mini boss, and at least three small keys and one big key to get to the final boss.

My condolences. In all seriousness and honesty, it's not the body part that's scary and threatening, but the personality of the person. I also apologize for the sympathy pains. I'm a little...tsundere today.

 

[RanD00M]

Who says they can't use their powers to jerk each other while they talk?

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

They might be Jesuses, but that doesn't mean that they are telekinetic. That is only for GODS! And wizards/sorcerers/mages... And Jedi, sith, the folks of Rapture and a bunch more folks. But NOT Jesus, no sire bob.

 

[StellarViking]

Katamari Damacy.

The bigger it gets, the more it attracts, and the harder it is to escape.

Also it turns into a star/planet/Moon when finished.

 

[WolfEdge]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I thought those came standard. Is that not true?

I don't know how to respond to this. If you were a fellow double X chromosome, I'd high five you, but if you had a Y chromosome, I'd be like, "You can't say that. Only we can say that." And then kick you in the balls, then apologize immediately after, because I'm probably adding to your mindset that all women are evil. This is so complicated.

It's the difference between, "Wassup my ninja!" and "Wassup my ninjers!"

Sorry, I'm just...I don't know why, but that kind of hit a nerve. I feel awful, because I shouldn't be so sensitive about that. This is like the time I kneed my brother for stealing my bra while I was in the shower. I just ran out, buck naked, grabbed his shirt and kneed him hard from behind.

But then I came to my senses and just hugged him while apologizing profusely. I'm a horrible older sister.

D:

Aww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I thought women were evil. I was more joking about the detachable bit, along the lines of someone looking at optional features for a car. At least, that's where my mind went, and I was trying to add to that perceived joke.

My bad.

 

[loc978]

Chrono Trigger. Average in length and scope, fairly famous, and most who play it find it's worth a replay or twenty.

 

[TheFloBros]

Elder Scrolls V Skyrim. A LOT of people want it right now.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Spoiler: EDC

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I thought those came standard. Is that not true?

I don't know how to respond to this. If you were a fellow double X chromosome, I'd high five you, but if you had a Y chromosome, I'd be like, "You can't say that. Only we can say that." And then kick you in the balls, then apologize immediately after, because I'm probably adding to your mindset that all women are evil. This is so complicated.

It's the difference between, "Wassup my ninja!" and "Wassup my ninjers!"

Sorry, I'm just...I don't know why, but that kind of hit a nerve. I feel awful, because I shouldn't be so sensitive about that. This is like the time I kneed my brother for stealing my bra while I was in the shower. I just ran out, buck naked, grabbed his shirt and kneed him hard from behind.

But then I came to my senses and just hugged him while apologizing profusely. I'm a horrible older sister.

D:

Aww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I thought women were evil. I was more joking about the detachable bit, along the lines of someone looking at optional features for a car. At least, that's where my mind went, and I was trying to add to that perceived joke.

My bad.

No, it's okay. I'm sorry I was all feminazi on you. I'd hug you if I could. I mean, if you wanted a hug.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Who says they can't use their powers to jerk each other while they talk?

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

They might be Jesuses, but that doesn't mean that they are telekinetic. That is only for GODS! And wizards/sorcerers/mages... And Jedi, sith, the folks of Rapture and a bunch more folks. But NOT Jesus, no sire bob.

But...but...midichlorians! The bible is filled with Midichlorians!

 

[jawakiller]

Dwarf Fortress. Extremely long and really, really, really, really hard. And hardly anybody plays it. But really fun if you're good and you can handle it. Experience also makes you better with it.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Half Life 3. Not episode 3, Half Life 3. Because it is going to be a decade before anyone on this site learns anything about my genitalia.

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

Well even the Jesus Lion needs to tend to his balls every now and then.

That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.

Spoiler: Don't forget to invite Space Jesus!

 

[blankedboy]

Super Meat Boy!!!

It's meaty....and...hard?

Super Meat Boy isn't hard.
Super Meat Boy is easy.
Jumper is hard.
Get over it.


Anyway, yeah, my dick is Daggerfall because it's huge and doesn't look too good.

 

[RanD00M]

But...but...midichlorians! The bible is filled with Midichlorians!

No. Now you are just making stuff up to save your own hide, and we do not tolerate such behavior. BiG Mike will come around to your house in the next week. Enjoy your anus while it's still whole.

 

[jackpipsam]

Tetris

 

[RA92]

Mortal Kombat. It's the payoff that counts.

...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Oh shit, we have jailbait amongst us!

 

[PureLocke]

Psychonauts, because if you can't occupy my mind what's the point. Also no one has played the game.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Mortal Kombat. It's the payoff that counts.

...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Oh shit, we have jailbait amongst us!

I only look like jailbait.

Only.