If your genitals was a game...

[Paksenarrion]

Mortal Kombat. It's the payoff that counts.

...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Oh shit, we have jailbait amongst us!

I only look like jailbait.

Only.

That's what they always say...

<..>

But officer, she said she was a Chaotic Evil Gravitic Engine!

 

[RanD00M]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

Whoops! We're getting close to balls-kneeing territory...sorry, just a little sensitive about *that word*. You know..."territory".

I think I'll let the Duke explain my protection against this activity.

 

[Tsunimo]

Portal. It's been beaten by everyone, and know there are jokes about it all over the internet.
Wait...

 

[Blemontea]

Dark Cloud 2

Its long... but people rarely play with it

 

[Death God]

Red Dead Revolver.
When your playing it, you feel like a badass.

Edit: Found a much better one: Battle Ships; long, hard, and full of sea men.

 

[dkyros]

idk
but what I do know is that I would beat it again and again, and it would be multiplayer =)

 

[FightThePower]

Incoming. Great fun, but no one really plays with it except me.

 

[RA92]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

 

[MikeyW]

A soundboard app on the iphone.

Short and pointless.

 

[RanD00M]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

Spoiler: This here is Big Mike

I don't think he'll have any problems at all.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

Whoops! We're getting close to balls-kneeing territory...sorry, just a little sensitive about *that word*. You know..."territory".

I think I'll let the Duke explain my protection against this activity.

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

You guys flatter me. Never in my experience has a sexual organ received so much attention-

Portal. It's been beaten by everyone, and know there are jokes about it all over the internet.
Wait...

Um... <_<

H-Here...have some cake.

 

[Luke5515]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

Yeah, but no one has seen it for years =D

 

[sivin]

Tom Clancy's Endwar... I have ultimate control!

 

[Loop Stricken]

Uncharted.


... so lonely...

 

[RanD00M]

You guys flatter me. Never in my experience has a sexual organ received so much attention-

Yeah, well, never have I given anyones sexual organs so much attention before, so two cheers for us I guess.

 

[SirDerick]

Assassins creed.
Surprise butt-sex!

 

[philosophicalbastard]

The only reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is the Mods are to busy laughing.

OT: Mines like an indy game in the middle of production.
No idea if it will ever come out and the developers are the only ones waiting in anticipation.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

FF13. It just goes on and on and on

And is a boring, and linear, and makes one wish that one had your older siblings

 

[RA92]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into...

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

Spoiler: This here is Big Mike

I don't think he'll have any problems at all.

Just don't come complaining when he's in birth pain, 'kay?

http://solarstar.org/images/good-news-facehugger.jpgJust replace the 'she' with 'Mike'.

You guys flatter me.

Just promise us you'll be there for Mike's baby! It's a tough world out there, and raising a child as a single father mother parent will probably be too much for him to bear...

 

[superbatranger]

I feel awful. I can't think of a single game that's long, but relatively unheard of.

OK, not exactly awful. More like annoyed.