Oh, come on. I bet you're more of a Tron! Long, action-packed, and...uh...just ignore the part where Tron is a made up game, and you'll be fine! Uh, look! My clitoris is spinning menacingly again! Woooooo, menacingly spinning clitoriiiiiis...oh, wait. That's how I hypnotize people to be evil.
twaddle said:
Paksenarrion said:
I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...
Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.
Uh...I commend you on your bravery, Sir Knight, but...where exactly would you stick it in a spiky metal ball of evil? I suppose there are plenty of empty eye sockets among the bodies, but...I'm flattered, nonetheless!
That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.
That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.
I don't know how to respond to this. If you were a fellow double X chromosome, I'd high five you, but if you had a Y chromosome, I'd be like, "You can't say that. Only we can say that." And then kick you in the balls, then apologize immediately after, because I'm probably adding to your mindset that all women are evil. This is so complicated.
It's the difference between, "Wassup my ninja!" and "Wassup my ninjers!"
Sorry, I'm just...I don't know why, but that kind of hit a nerve. I feel awful, because I shouldn't be so sensitive about that. This is like the time I kneed my brother for stealing my bra while I was in the shower. I just ran out, buck naked, grabbed his shirt and kneed him hard from behind.
But then I came to my senses and just hugged him while apologizing profusely. I'm a horrible older sister.
This is like the time I kneed my brother for stealing my bra while I was in the shower. I just ran out, buck naked, grabbed his shirt and kneed him hard from behind.
I just want you to know that you made me flinch and experience sympathy pains over an internet connection.
Also, in regards to your earlier comment, most of the experiences I've had with the opposite sex have also led me to believe that the female vagina is a collection of spikes, pits, rotating blades, a special item that you get after beating the mini boss, and at least three small keys and one big key to get to the final boss.
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