If your genitals was a game...

[RA92]

My goodness, please do get some rest! I'd wish you pleasant dreams, but somehow, with the topic of this thread, it would sound sinister and forboding...

Please have pleasant dreams of non-evil clitorises. ^_^

Don't worry, Jack Wall and Sam Hulick will cleanse my mind and lull me to sleep...

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[higgs20]

if my genitals were a game... I'd have carpel tunnel.

 

[Monkestful]

A super short platformer with the sarlac pit as the end level. Boba Fett's corpse comes with the special edition.

 

[Dusquad]

Call of Duty, because you already played it a thousand other times and mine's just the newest one.

 

[Peteron]

Pokemon

You've got to catch them all.

Are you claiming you enjoy catching STDs?

 

[superbatranger]

According to my friend, my genital area would be Shadow of the Colossus. Make of that what you will.

 

[alimarin]

Either everyone is bullshitting, or we've got a large amount of well endowed people on the escapist.

 

[Shaun Hastings]

Heavy Rain

It will make you cry. Unless you are a monster without feelings.

I just choked on my soda. Good one!

Aand I would go with...

Super Smash Bros.

Because of all the different kind of moves it has ;D

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Farmville.

Because your mom plays with it all the time.

 

[LewsTherin]

I Wanna Be the Guy.

It just might make you cry

 

[crazy_egyptian]

The Game. You know, the one you all just lost?

Why? Because, no-one is entirely sure it exists, and the moment you think you've won it, you lost it...

 

[Couch Radish]

Heavy Rain.

It starts off bad but really picks itself up halfway to the end.

 

[Nickompoop]

Duke Nukem Forever. Mysterious, huge, hyped, and probably disappointing.

 

[Proven Paradox]

Shadow of the Collosus. Lonely and contemplative most of the time, but once in a while there is a sudden burst of confusing and terrifying action. The player is slowly corrupted by each encounter.

 

[Harry Mason]

Deadly Premonition.

Almost too strange for words, and most people are instantly turned off by the vintage graphics, but once you get into it you're hooked for life.

 

[Pakkie]

Serious Sam, I fire thousands of bullets every second and its even funner in coop.

 

[SilentCom]

I'm surprised no on here said Cooking Mama. Does your mama want to taste my sausage? XD

I've never played the game but I just had to say it.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Portal 2. It has no problem going in two holes, and having some electronic toys jumping in all the fun.

 

[Chefodeath]

Oh, shit, these are some good ones. Now I feel challenged to think up something epic.

World of Warcraft

Because fucking EVERYONE is playing with it.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

It's like Saints Row 2; It's fun, wacky, and completely psychotic, but it ends way too soon.