If your genitals was a game...

[Ogargd]

The World's Hardest Game (As in the arcade game) it's the hardest there is....

 

[Still Life]

Mass Effect 2.

More mass and rave reviews!

 

[warrcry13]

Thief if it goes right you'll never know I was there......

 

[mr_pants66]

force unleashed 2
you wanted it, now you got it and now you want your money back

 

[Maetrix]

Desert Bus..

 

[standokan]

The game... I lost it

 

[QuadFish]

BioShock 2?

It sold pretty well didn't it. And I found it interesting enough to finish it twice...

Wii Sports?

It's included in every purchase and is the most played game on the Wii?

 

[mechanixis]

Braid.

I, uh...

I got nothing, I don't know what that means.

 

[Bobbity]

Then something would be seriously wrong.

Oh, shit, these are some good ones. Now I feel challenged to think up something epic.

World of Warcraft

Because fucking EVERYONE is playing with it.

And something like seventy per cent of them are men

 

[Whateveralot]

I'm sorry guys. I have nothing more to add to this. It's too funny to read through this, though.

 

[Evil Tim]

It would be whatever was on the shelf above Homefront because Homefront was bollocks.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Glowing red weak spot

 

[antigodoflife]

OMNI-SNIP

You are the greatest person alive and I love you!

OT: Starflight

Long and thick as they come, hard to play the first time around but once you get used to it, it gets easier to deal with, once a fan-favourite but now nobody plays it anymore and it's impossible to save.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Duke Nukem Forever.

No matter the hardships, it will always rise.

But never be released?

 

[Paksenarrion]

OMNI-SNIP

You are the greatest person alive and I love you!

I remember when I used to be teased for having an evil detachable clitoris back in junior high school. As soon as puberty hit, all anyone could talk about was the menacing spiky metal ball spinning between my legs. "OMG, you killed the football team! Why are the cheerleaders screaming their heads off?! My eyes! MY EYES!!!" they would yell, but did they ever think about my feelings?

But now, acceptance. I finally feel like a regular human being again.

...with an evil spinning metal ball between my legs.

 

[Evil Tim]

Could you please warn people before they read something like that out of context?

 

[Magnesium360]

Duke Nukem Forever.

No matter the hardships, it will always rise.

But never on time. And on topic, Saints Row 2. Don't ask why, you do not want to know.

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

Oh, shit, these are some good ones. Now I feel challenged to think up something epic.

World of Warcraft

Because fucking EVERYONE is playing with it.

Don't forget that people have to pay to play with it

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

It would be whatever was on the shelf above Homefront because Homefront was bollocks.

A winner is you.

I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of mention of some perfect games that don't even need comparisons beyond their titles themselves, like "The Maw" and "Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble". "And Yet It Moves" and "Bob Came in Pieces" have potential, too.

 

[Cheesus333]

Metroid.

It too is full of parasites.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT HAVE ANY SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. THAT I KNOW OF.

AND IF I DO, THEY'RE NOT LIABLE TO EAT YOUR HEAD.