If your genitals was a game...

[Jonluw]

I'm sure this quip has been made a million times already, but whatever.

Solitaire.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Spyro
It breaths fire...

 

[Mauso88]

Probably The Force Unleashed 2, painfully short...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It's difficult this, because there's so many comparisons that would get me banned, ignored or shunned.

I'll go with Jet Set Willy. Played with a long time ago, remembered fondly, wasn't really working when first released, but still up to a challenge.

 

[Distorted Stu]

FEAR

=[

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Portal.
Because it's just.... great.

 

[pliusmannn]

I'm sure this quip has been made a million times already, but whatever.

Solitaire.

lots of granny's use it?

Tomb Raider.

I'll be surprised if this has been done.

yeah...necrophilliac gamers...

on the topic: Minecraft, so much fun, also never gets boring, but you have to figure out how to play without any tutorial

 

[Zukhramm]

Portal.
Because it's just.... great.

Great fun, but it's short and it's single player only.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Super Mario Bros.
Everyone has had it.

And it probably will get its own animated series sometime too

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

Uncharted 2

Game of the Year

 

[Kaytastrophe]

I am going to have to go with infamous...because well its infamous.

My girlfriend though would probably refer to it as her "call of duty" being my gf and all

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Portal.
Because it's just.... great.

Great fun, but it's short and it's single player only.

Wait wait wait, I take it back!

Pokemon: Ranger. Because not many people played it, but those who did had sprained wrists from the exhausting methods of gameplay.

 

[Silver Salmu]

Hmmm...

The Dig. You have to go travel to another star system and activate ancient "alien technology" to even find it. Oh, you might also lose some friends in the process.

 

[Wutaiflea]

I'd say Dragon Age: Origins.

There's nothing especially original about it, but it looks really nice and does its thing well. And God knows I've had some use out of it.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Half-Life 2: Episode 3

People are always asking when it's finally coming, but it's never going to see any action.

 

[distortedreality]

GTA San Andreas.

There's a lot you can do, but it's all pointless.

 

[Nate Corran]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

And it takes over ten years to come
(And i say that will all the love i can muster for a complete stranger on a forum

OT: Halo. Fun by itself, but most fun when enjoyed in groups XD.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Katamari.
We love it.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.

 

[tangoprime]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

So it's dark, scary, has Lawrence Fishburne in it, and gets bloody from time to time?