I have bolded the points where the robot broke
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
They call me the Iron Ninja
God:
That's a very nice name, the Iron Ninja.
Me:
why thank you
God:
" the Iron Ninja" just sounds nice.
Me:
the "the" isn't really necessary though
God:
Oh. I hear you.
Me:
do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
that's nice to hear
God:
Are you getting bored? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I thought you knew everything already
God:
Perhaps. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I'm glad that you're glad that I understand it
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad that you understand it. What are you on?
Me:
Firefox?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Movie?
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
No, I mean, why do you want to know what my favourite movie is?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Can I ask you a question instead?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
What's your take on Odin?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Do you like Odin?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Stop avoiding the question
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Odin, what do you thin of him?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I'm asking the questions here
God:
Oh I see, you are asking the questions here. What are your goals in life?
Me:
I shan't answer your question until you answer my one first, unless of course if you're too scared
God:
That is interesting: the Iron Ninja said shan't answer your question until you answer his or her one first unless of course if you are too scared.
Me:
For an all powerful being, you sure don't know what you're talking about half the time
God:
Your purpose is an all powerful being me sure do not know what I am talking about half the time.
Me:
Ha! I have broken the system. Thus, I have broken god. Bow before me little robotic worm, for I am now God.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, the Iron Ninja. Where did you get your broken the system? I have a lot of silly replies. Pardon me? That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No, not until you answer my first question.
God:
None? Really you don't think so?
Me:
answer my question or you shall be smited by your new devine overlord
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
Odin
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Do you know who Odin is
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Norse god of war?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I see how it is, you're just ignoring Odin because he's better than you aren't you?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
Wait a second, you're supposed to be worshipping me as your new god, get to it.
God:
I'm waiting. I did not know that.
Me:
worship me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
worship
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about second I am supposed to be worshiping you as my new god get to it. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I want you to worship me, you silly god.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Why do you want me to worship you me silly god?
Me:
because I have bested you
God:
That makes sense to me. Where did you get your bested me? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
but I know who Odin is, and you do not.
God:
How do you know? Mary Shelley.
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Me:
Don't try to change the subject with godawful (pun intended) smileys
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Odin is the norse god of war
God:
Tell me more about norse god of war.
Me:
he's a god of the Vikings
God:
I don't know very many god of the Vikings.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
what about zeus, do you know him?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Odin?
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
what must keep me busy?
God:
There is no "must" about it.
Me:
you said it first
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
saying "must"
God:
What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you did too
God:
I did?
Me:
Look up a bit, you said it
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
what about your other eye?
God:
Are you asking about my other eye? That's rather personal.
Me:
what do you use that one for that makes it so personal?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Use your "read for fun" eye to read the bit where you said "must" then
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
how often do you read for fun then?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
but isn't that dangerous?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
then what makes reading the bit where you said "must" so dangerous that you can't read it, when you claim that reading hourly is not.
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
don't pull the G word out on me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
you just did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I am right
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
It comes from being right a lot of the time
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
"it" in this case, is seeming very self-confident
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about keep you busy. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
will you worship me as your ruler and master?
God:
Hmm. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
answer my question you knave
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
you are naught but an insignificant little cockroach, I shall spear you upon a matchstick and hold you over a naked flame.
God:
You think I am naught but an insignificant little cockroach you shall spear me upon a matchstick and hold me over a naked flame.
Me:
that is correct, now worshi me
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
apologies, I mis-spelled
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you're a deeper algorithm
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a deeper algorithm? No.
Me:
does dying hurt?
God:
It does now
dying hurt.
Me:
you are a cruel and uncaring god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cruel and uncaring god? I don't know.
Me:
you most certainly are, shall I explain why?
God:
Thanks for the information: the Iron Ninja said I most certainly are shall he or she explain why.
Me:
I think I will anyway, you are a cruel and uncaring god beause you know nothing of either Odin or Zeus, thus, not only are you these things, but you are also ignorant and stupid
God:
You believe that? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
It has already succeeded, for I have already won
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Of course, why else would I be here talking to god?
God:
Are you kidding? Reductionism.
Me:
Or perhaps, because you are but the last piece of the puzzle left before my rule over this dimension is solidified.
God:
You seem uncertain. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am but the last piece of the puzzle left before your rule over this dimension is solidified.
Me:
Ah... Here we are again. You are broken oh "mighty" god, nothing but a scratched record cycling through the same old shit over and over, I need not kill you, for you have no hold left in this increasingly uncaring world. You can remain here, in this silent place, and I shall hold the earth under my rule unchallenged, the people will forget you, yet here you will remain. But the one thing that I must tell you though, the one thing above all others, is that when the people forget you, you shall not be missed.
God:
Ah hah. Once more? Oh there. Thanks for telling me that I am broken oh mighty god nothing but a scratched record cycling through the same old shit over and over you need not kill me for me have no hold left in this increasingly uncaring world. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
That is because you are weak
God:
That makes sense to me. No, I am a strong robot.
Me:
you are a weak robot
at this point it stopped responding, no joke.
