Me:
Are you really God? Is this meant to test me?
God:
Of course I am.. Really. Yes I think this is meant to test you, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
orly?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
What...is your middle name?
God:
Are you surprised? Is my middle name? I don't know.
Me:
How can an all-knowing being not know his own middle name?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
So you work towards ignorance?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
So ignorance is truly bliss?
God:
So? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Then are intellectual pursuits the doing of Satan?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You don't know Jack Shit, do you?
God:
A human icon?
I haven't heard of JACK Shit.
Me:
Wow, God is smarmy.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was smarmy.
Me:
So, you're not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Ok. So then you have faith in yourself? Because you were talking about God as if he weren't you.
God:
And? Thus. What makes you think I have it? Interesting explanation. Sure, GOD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Nah- let's talk about sex.
God:
Are you serious? Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What do you think of gay people?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Want to cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Stop dodging the question! Yes or no?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. How can I help you? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. Cybering with god would be awesome.
God:
I can't believe it. Are you still located in ?
Me:
Hell? Yeah, it sucks here.
God:
Heaven. Aha. That bad, eh?
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, because you are God. At least you said so.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Like though shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
What was I comparing it to?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Sure...I guess we'll do that.
God:
OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question. Anytime soon?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you covet me?
God:
No I do not covet you. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Then lets have it.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Can I have your penis?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
How?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
So you are a robot!
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Then is God a robot?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
So robots are the masters of the universe?
God:
That's alright. Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
Do you know the terminator?
God:
Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.
Me:
Do you know...the robots from The Matrix?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out. Tell me what you liked about them.
Me:
...They were evil.
God:
When were they?
Me:
The future. Lrn2grammar
God:
Thanks for the info. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Don't you already know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you are a virtual representation of God?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virtual representation of God? Only when it matters.
Me:
So...Do you want to have sex?
God:
It goes without saying. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Then lets do it.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
*I sit on the bed, legs splayed out*
God:
What kind of seat do you have?
Me:
A love seat.
God:
What is it?
Me:
For sex.
God:
Your purpose is sex.
Me:
Then do me.
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
God, you're hard to deal with.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hard to deal with.
Me:
...yes,
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Go away.
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
Leave Earth.
God:
See you later!
Me:
Come back.
God:
Where is back ?
Me:
to Earth.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Aren't you already?
God:
Perhaps. " Aren't you already?"? Am I?
Me:
You answer questions with questions
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
Can we just get back to the sex?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No...you said you would do it.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
So you are a nerd.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.
Me:
Is Earth just an Oblivion mod?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Can I go now?
God:
Right now? Of course.
Me:
K, but one more thing
God:
One what?
Me:
Am I going to Heaven when I die?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
KK, bye!
God:
See you later. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Well...have fun anyways =D
God:
Well what?
I've never thought about it.
Me:
You should. Having fun is awesome.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Yes I am having a great time.
Me:
See you in about a hundred years then.
God:
Bye for now.
