In Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion what do you think your character was in prison for at the beginning?

[Mr Companion]

My character is basically a monster, so he probably killed somebody's dog for food or had a dump in public.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

This is my favourite thread I've seen so far

I think the Gods got me pissed off my face until I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly so I could meet Sir Patric- The Emperor, because they needed some guy to take the Amulet to Jauffre and didn't want Baurus to do it 'cause they're racist.

 

[Neino Ranatos]

I sat down at an inn and a plate on the table flung off and hit the floor, still intact. Trying to be a helpful person, I tried to put it back on the counter. Then I was apparently arrested for "Attempted Theft"

 

[Caiti Voltaire]

I've always thought that the city in oblivion is waaaaaay too small to be the capital of the entire empire thing.

I second that thought, the city was just far to small to be the capital city of an entire empire.
The castle of each town like Skingrad and Bruma should have a castle the same size as the capital while the capital should be about 15 times larger with better looking defences and an actual army to defend it.

This is an empire that constantly employs level one adventurers to be the saviour of the realm. I cant imagine they have terrible threats if you can be drafted to save the world at level one, honestly.

 

[JimmyC99]

not playing morrowind first, i did on the pc but i lost it also a crime, i also cant be assed to find it again again a huge crime.

 

[Z3RO180]

yea i may have punched the kings son in the face for me calling a drunken nord and offering to take me home and pay my dedts at the arena and pay for my rehad......yea that happend.

 

[Kris015]

Rape, obviously.

 

[Hookman]

It couldnt have been that bad. If it was bad then people would talk about it. I imagine my character has soo many outstanding horse parking fines thats hes exceeded even a life sentence and has to be exexuted.

 

[SaunaKalja]

Petty theft and loitering

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I resurrected Jagar Tharn with an epic guitar solo and snap-kicked him into the Ministry of Truth, and the following thunderstorm wiped out every Cliff Racer. To stop the epic from imploding and destroying the universe, the Aedra summoned the Imperial Prison around me. Needless to say, it didn't last long.

 

[AWAR]

I can't believe there's so many people that didn't know that Tamriel is ruled by an emperor, you know, the second character you meet at the start of the game?

Funny thing is, my character didn't know the difference.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

My character was serving 5 years for casting Magic Missile at the darkness.

 

[Vault Citizen]

I was the reincarnation of a great demon and I was locked away to prevent my evil from being unleashed.

 

[LogicNProportion]

If it was anything like after he got out of prison.

....Raping piles of corpses and killing the Adoring Fan over and over again.

 

[richard misiak]

holdin ma bow gansta style
pigs aint got nuttin on me

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Just because I was more badass than the whole of the Imperial City Guard and Blades combined, whose with me?!

 

[Spellmaster]

Honestly, given that your character is imprisioned in the imperial jail at the start, and not in a smaller jail elsewhere, it had to be something impressive and quite visible to a large population for that to be warranted.

So i say sleeping with a large portion of the married and unmarried maidens in Cyrodil, if i was going to the imperial jail, i'd like to think it's due to having as sordid a time as possible while still living through it

 

[Zeema]

I think mine was probably a case of mistaken identity. Mine's a good girl!
Either that, or she had sex with the King's wife or something. And, for the record, the Queen totally enjoyed it

I had sex with the kings wife and daughter then killed the king and all the guards with one swipe of my gutiar played an awsome solo and became god. *cause the game will be glitchy and exploited for invincibility like oblivion*

Tried to hump the Queen or a princess

I antecedently sleep in the wrong bed... But really, how would I suppose to know that it was the king bed and that the hot girl in the bed was the queen?

For Shagging the Princess and the queen while playing a Guitar solo on the corpse of GOD

I can't believe there's so many people that didn't know that Tamriel is ruled by an emperor, you know, the second character you meet at the start of the game?

Yeah well u see i Screwed the Princess and the Queen so hard that they were wiped from everyone's memory

 

[Jamesfox849]

Wasn't it made obvious by the intro?
You were testing out your flying machine, and ended up crashing through the iron bars into the prision... you had a spell on.