In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was being controlled by a Halo fanperson.


You killed my precious mousey

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was delicious.

you wedged a shoehorn down my throat.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, it was the only opening you told me you liked eating shoe related products.

You're a kitty! And I'm allergic! And now I'm dead!

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, there was totally a mouse on your chest.

You killed a peasant, burned his farm down, raped his wife and sold his children.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I actually killed his wife, raped his farm, burned his children down and sold a peasant.

You completely ignored my other posting!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm ignoring you now as well.

you tried to make me pay attention to you.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, I was just distracting you while my children stole your wallet.

You hacked my arms and legs off!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted to face some serious adversity.

You unfolded all my laundry!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was in the mood for the pointless annoying of you.

you got annoyed way too easily.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, you're Jack Thompson.

You've cracked my skull!

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[Justice Shades]

In my defence, it was only a papier-mache one.

You talked about Fight Club.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i talked about it in a negative way.
[sup]i have no idea what fight club is actually[/sup]

you tried to defend yourself from my accusations.

 

[COR 2000]

I my defense... [http://207.199.174.56/img/OoGMYnQcWn_i-am-not-a-crook-1.jpg]

You gave me a seizure with your newest avatar!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, people having seizures means more work for me.

You revealed my ingenious plan for making ridiculous amounts of money.

 

[XSA37]

In my defense, you did take it from me.

You stole the cheese!

 

[andrat]

In my defense, I have a starving pet mouse!

YOU stole a cookie from the cookie jar

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I was coming down from my high and needed some more SUGAH!!!

You put the fear of God in me!

 

[IronDuke]

In my defense, that was back in the dark ages... I can't believe you're still holding a grudge.

You abandoned me naked in the desert!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are very, VERY white. The sun will do you good.

You broke your 20 year vow of silence!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, someone needed to tell the tabloids to shut the fuck up.

You bombed the patent office