In My Defense...

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, Then gravity couldn't have been invented

You Killed my ninja marshmallow!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he tasted delicious.

you drove a lorry into my house.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, Your house could have become a crackhouse

you broke the law (please somebody say it!)

 

[Sick boy]

Yes, Yes I did. BUT in my defence, you can't prove it! Punk! Ha! Take that!

You ate my hairy toes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, you had already shaved them and cut them off of your foot. And we were in Death Valley for fuck's sake.

 

[Ren3004]

You didn't post something bad.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, I was all full up on foot, and was feeling drowsy.

You and your friends firebombed an orphanage.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, that orphanage attacked first!

You got probated for posting 'first!' in a Zero Punctuation thread.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I desperately need people to notice me.


You posted 'first!' in a Zero Punctuation thread... and you were actually second.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I will always be second, since I cannot be first anymore.

You like fundies!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they have "fun" in their name. It's hard to hate them.

You ate my shoe.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they were leather, and i'm a carnivore.

you dyed all my clothes bright red.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, matadors are rich!

-snip-

(come on it was obvious! I DON'T BREAK THE LAW, I AM THE LAW!)
you didn't say what I wanted you to say!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you should have payed me if you wanted me to say that. it sounds so stupid...

you didn't pay me.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense all you did was ask for hte money and do nothing to deserve it.

You ate the last of my Funions!

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, they have "fun" in their name. It's hard to hate not eat them.

You allowed me to quote you!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't, and i am now suing you for it.

you are going to jail.

 

[COR 2000]

Spoiler: In my defense...

You gotta catch me FIRST!!

*runs off*

You caused me to abandon my comfortable and cozy sedentary lifestyle for a rough nomadic one!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was so i could take your previous lifestyle. it was nothing personal.

you ruined my best day ever.

 

[Gariom]

... in my defense, I was having a good day ruining people's days.

You broke my favourite chair, how dare you!