In my defense, it was old and made for a small child. It broke when I sat on it.
You hit me with a metal chair.
You hit me with a metal chair.
In My Defense...
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In my defense, I was tripping at the time and it looked like a hot girl.
You blew marijuana smoke in my face!
You blew marijuana smoke in my face!
In my defense, that judge scared the crap out of me! (after you got me that insurance money)
You made me stand before a judge... without pants!
You made me stand before a judge... without pants!
In my defense, I'm only that distracting here, and your mind needed some exercise.
In reality, people fall asleep when I talk with them.
Although that may have something to do with the bludgeoning.
You wrinkled my fancy shirt and then ironed a spider onto it!
[sup]Heh. I do try!
*bows*
*hits head on table*
ow
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In reality, people fall asleep when I talk with them.
Although that may have something to do with the bludgeoning.
You wrinkled my fancy shirt and then ironed a spider onto it!
[sup]Heh. I do try!
*bows*
*hits head on table*
ow
[/sup]
In my defense, I AM IRON MAN NO! BAD PUN!
...I was stricken with a bout of OCD. Yeah. That's it.
You burned all my love letters!
[sup]But...it's the quiet, normal people you have to watch!
They're the ones who snap and go on rampages!
It's the nutters who are safe to be around.[/sup]
...I was stricken with a bout of OCD. Yeah. That's it.
You burned all my love letters!
[sup]But...it's the quiet, normal people you have to watch!
They're the ones who snap and go on rampages!
It's the nutters who are safe to be around.[/sup]