In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you made it smell so damn good.
You tease, you.

You made me sound ridiculous in public!
[sup]Oh, my children will be scarred messes of humanity
And I think I must call it a night.
Blasted early mornings.
Good night, Goat![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or burn it, and I get more satisfaction from mass manipulation.

You put itching powder in my water!
[sup]Good to see you too, Goat![/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense you put water in my itching powder

You Claimed the bird wasn't the word

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it cant be the word because i ate it.

you nailed a sheet of paper to my face.

 

[irishdelinquent]

In my defense, I'm promoting artisitc freedom; aspiring artists can now draw you a new face.

You hogged the shower.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, you showered my hog.

You comitted adultery with my mother!

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense it was only your mother who did the committing

You toke the cookie from the cookie jar

 

[Sam G]

Who, me?

You stole my wallet from the wallet jar!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, who owns a wallet jar?

you possess strange, unnecessary objects.

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense their eldritch energies allow me to summon intriguing things from the abyss.

You have committed treason!

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, it went so well for Guy Fawkes, I thought I'd give it a go!

You gave away my Journey alarm clock!

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense who wants to hear Don't Stop Believing at 6:00am? and 6:05 and 6:10 and 6:15

You ate my pie!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it had a label on it saying Azraellod. what was i supposed to think?

you wrote death threats on my door.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, you don't like journey. You're clearly too stupid to deserve pie.

You threw all my anime DVDs out the window!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they were all illegally downloaded.

you carved your name on the back of my head.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, how else would people know you're mine?

You stapled my feet to my face!

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense it was punishment for eating my pie

You watch Dora the Explorer at loud volumes!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's to annoy the rest of my household.

you replaced the paintball guns with real guns at the fun centre.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I replaced the real guns with NERF guns.

You stole my opportunity to be poster #3800!