VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,901 In my defense, It's really cold! You locked me in a freezer!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,902 In my defence, I was trying to preserve you until we can be immortal! You made me watch that film! *shudders*
In my defence, I was trying to preserve you until we can be immortal! You made me watch that film! *shudders*
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,903 In my defense, that was our wedding video! You stabbed me in the kidney!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,904 In my defence, I was trying to drain the fluid in your thorax and you wouldn't stop moving! You taped Batman & Robin over our wedding video!
In my defence, I was trying to drain the fluid in your thorax and you wouldn't stop moving! You taped Batman & Robin over our wedding video!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,905 In my defense, Satan got drunk and did it, not me! You blame me for everything!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,906 In my defence, it was really your fault this time! It was your fault!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,907 In my defense, I'm not perfect! You tried to turn me plastic!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,908 In my defence, that will keep your skin from wrinkling. You hit me!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,909 In my defense, you surprised me! You surprised me!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,910 In my defence, it was your birthday! You didn't get me a present for Christmas!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,911 In my defense, I was saving up to get you a super-present for your Birthday! You forgot I existed!
Blasphemous Rex Better Than You Jul 26, 2009 6,494 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,912 In my defense, metaphysics states you don't. You tied a bull to the back of a jeep!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,913 In my defence, you disappeared for months, and I had to surgically remove my amygdala to forget about the pain. You disappeared for months! In my defence, how else was I supposed to take it home? You broke into my house!
In my defence, you disappeared for months, and I had to surgically remove my amygdala to forget about the pain. You disappeared for months! In my defence, how else was I supposed to take it home? You broke into my house!
Blasphemous Rex Better Than You Jul 26, 2009 6,494 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,914 In my defense, I'm a ninja. You're too slow!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,915 In my defence, I'm on a wheelchair. You made fun of my disability!
Blasphemous Rex Better Than You Jul 26, 2009 6,494 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,916 In my defense, it's fun to push you down stairs. *push* You forgot to apply the hand break!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,917 In my defence, my brakes were cut! You cut my brakes!
Blasphemous Rex Better Than You Jul 26, 2009 6,494 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,918 In my defense, it's fun to-- wait I already said that. *push* You grew an extra head! Then cut it off!
In my defense, it's fun to-- wait I already said that. *push* You grew an extra head! Then cut it off!
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,919 In my defense, I was trying out a new look! You yelled at me!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 May 30, 2010 #6,920 IN MY DEFENCE, I TURNED IT UP TO 11! You broke my heart.