In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i thought that the controls would be easier to use.
in my defense he fired me and i was annoyed.

you robbed a bank and killed everyone in it.

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense he was a jerk.

you killed my toddler

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense you had already hurt them beyond recovery. i was easing the pain.

you killed 10 people by drunk driving.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody liked the people who died.

You kept TF2 from working on my computer!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, if i cant have it, no one will.

you framed someone for a crime they didn't commit.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the one they did commit was far worse.

You didn't approve me for parole!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you killed 3 people on the way to the approval station.

you robbed the grave of your own father.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hated the bastard, and he had my watch.

You broke my shovel

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I tried to fix it.

You poisoned the world!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense all i did was fart

you yelled "i am a man!" and punched something off screen!
[sup]who ever gets the reference will win my utmost respect[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to punch and yell. I'm a man, dammit!
And I just proved it to ya.

You stayed up way too late!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I had to make sure that the guy I was looking after didn't turn into a werewolf tonight.

You locked me out of my house!

 

[Pimp Sauce]

in my defence i hate your guts

you got chuck norris to round house kick me

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you got him to kick my dog.

You forgot to change your avatar!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i didn't have enough time to!

you're trippin balls!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you slipped me LSD, dammit!
Fuckin' snakrechaun...

You left the front door wide open!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I was raised in a barn. My parents forgot about me for 14 years.....

You made me remember my childhood!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you wanted to reminisce.

You appeared again!

 

[pompom8volt]

In my deffense he's taking to long to reply (see what i did there)

You use internet explorer

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense... *single gunshot*

You convinced people I committed suicide!