In My Defense...

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I only use it because I don't want Firefox cluttered up with porn.
In my defense, it was the only way I could get your money.

You didn't eat your meat, and now you can't have any pudding!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the meat was poisoned.

You tripped an old lady!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, she was on her way to an anti-video game rally. Plus, it was funny.

You couldn't be the very best, like no one ever was!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's only because I'm not a mod.

You didn't acknowledge the alien overlords!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I didn't notice, because they have already blended in with our society!

You ate some mentos, and then drank diet coke!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was force fed to me.

you burned down a library.

 

[The Tommunist]

in my defense it was burnable

you ate the president

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

In my defence my health care plan is so much more awesome.

You ate a person in front of their children.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

In my defense the children where faster runners than he was.

You intentionally put your dangly parts into the garbage disposal

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, it is now dipping delicious. Your welcome.
You are playing tea party with your stuffed animals.

 

[Jedamethis]

in my defence he made me eat his shit (everyone knows humans hate alien shit)

you molested a bear cub

 

[Gondito]

in my defence he made me eat his shit (everyone knows humans hate alien shit)

you molested a bear cub

In my defense, I was posessed by Michael Jackson (too soon)

You had sex with the alien who's sh*t you ate!

In my defense, the aliens shit had a magical power to make me unbearably horny.

You bought five bras at victorias secret and wore them out of the store.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I discovered Atlantis, I should get to do whatever I wanted there.

You leaked CIA files to the Public!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defense they were only about a lost cat

you ate LilGherkin!

 

[trombone2007]

in my defense, the panda had a spacesuit

you om nommed a dozen raw ostrich eggs.