In My Defense...

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I hate ostriches. But love their unborn babies.

You Hit the Pope with a cricket bat.

 

[Arni]

In my defence, it was self defence. He tried to kill me with the lazer he can fire out of his eyes!

You spit on the cake!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, someone had already farted on it. I saved you from fart cake.
You do the dance of singing fish in the springtime of love, you freak.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was an alien vampire. Damn alien vampires.

You threw red paint on David Tenant.

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defense he wanted to be an alien

You bred ducks and kittens to make mutants!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, it was part of alchemical experiment attempting to create a variation of the philosopher's stone. The mighty Beaver Hat.

You fled the country and built your own cloud town, depriving the empire of tax gold being used to bribe the demons not to kill us, and now we're doomed!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense he stole mah hos so i figga i teach 'im a lesson

You grew a third eye!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, it helps me see the bigger picture. Besides, what's wrong with a third eye?

You mutilated a calf and sold the video to buy a talking, evil robot!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the thing looked like it could use some love.

You played loud music all night long!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i was having a party and YOUR MUSIC LOUDER THAN OURS!!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF SPEAK!! TURN IT DOWN!

you won't turn off your laptop!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you people are too entertaining!

You kept a monkey in your abdomen!

 

[Nemorov]

In my defense, the man in the mirror told me that if I didn't put the monkey there, he would make me kill 15 children.

You shagged my lawn gnome!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, it was three pounds of DEADLY ham and cheese sandwiches. HAHAAA!!!
You roll in a vat of marshmallows and then sprinkle Cheetos on yourself.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Why the hell do i need a reason for doing that?

You juggled puppies!

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't have any geese!

You ate my fries!