ROFL, that made me burst out laughing, thanks man.Bigeyez said:Oh the delicious irony. How I love thee. Now I'm going to go write an original story about an Italian man named Vito who gets an offer he can't refuse.
I am not a big shooter fan. I have played Dead Space (due to the horror elements) but not Gears Of War, so I admit I am speaking from second hand information and what I have heard other people say.mjc0961 said:So, Dom spends the whole game pining over and looking for his wife, but he can still be gay. Issac Clark spends the whole game pining over and locking for his wife or girlfriend, but he's not gay? Why? Only difference is Issac Clark doesn't have other guys fighting next to him. Being alone excludes him from being gay, but Dom isn't safe because he also spends the game hanging out with 3 other guys most of the time?Therumancer said:Perhaps I am missing the intention here, but I seem to remember a lot being said about whether or not Marcus Fenix and Dom were gay despite Dom's wife (who was gone). Similar things have been said about other hyper-macho military type games, where the developers seemed to be trying to get attention.
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When it comes to Issac Clark, I'm not sure if all the space faring military in that setting are Marines or not myself. The dude spends the whole game pining over Nicole, so he's definatly not gay.
Sounds about as dumb as the stuff when people say things like "Well all sports players must be gay because they run around getting all sweaty and then take a group shower." Apparently doing anything with other men makes you gay in some people's minds.
Heresy! *BLAM*PaulH said:I think a game about an actually gay space marine would be awesome.
Super effeminant Space Marine Chapter Master ... and he's all like pilotting this Thunderhawk gun Ship and crashes it straight into an Ork Gargant ... bursting through its armour and partly exploding in a hail of shrapnel and smog within the belly of the mechanical beast.
As the smog slowly clears and the orks cease coughing you just suddenly hear ... "Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gaisssssssssssss!!!!" And a huge figure bursting through the smog, decapitating orks left and right with a massive chain sword, and riddling shooty boyz with storm bolter rounds.
That would be FUCKING AWESOME! Goty material. Seriously I'm tired of all the 'For the Emperor!!' ...
More Heresy! *BLAM*Fetzenfisch said:
haha, well why not. Fight for your rights boys
Enigmers said:40k is grimdark 14-year-old fantasy, and it's worth mentioning that there are no female Space Marines there. (There are Sisters of Battle which Games Workshop seems to be trying very, very hard to get rid of.)PaulH said:But Starship Troopers was a parody of the US Army ... 40 k is gothic science fantasy.Kollega said:Starship Troopers were first. And i friggin' love mentioning that.Christemo said:i will say tho that Warhammer 40k space marines are the only ones i really like, but they were basically the first (i heard something about marines in star trek, but ive never watched it) and they have so much more personality.
Sorry for the double post, but i needed that quote to show up.
I think a game where Space Marines are the enemy would be fun. You'd be walking about, minding your own business, and a giant transport pod full of genetically over-enhanced men with enough armor to build a motorcade of trucks slams in and they start shooting the shit out of everything. Basically like what Halo: CE was, except from the covenants point of view (and, while my imagination is still at work here, make them less ugly.)
People are just expressing their opinions. Nobody is speaking for you, nor do they give a probably give a damn.MrJohnson said:"Oh know, someone said gay!"
Stop being oversensitive you pricks. As a bisexual man I hate when people speak for me.
Yeah yeah ... but look deep within yourself ... you know as well as I that no one here could turn down playing as an overly effeminant space marine in hot pink power armour whilst stabbing an ork in the gut with a "hello kitty" accessorized chainsword.One of Many said:Heresy! *BLAM*PaulH said:I think a game about an actually gay space marine would be awesome.
Super effeminant Space Marine Chapter Master ... and he's all like pilotting this Thunderhawk gun Ship and crashes it straight into an Ork Gargant ... bursting through its armour and partly exploding in a hail of shrapnel and smog within the belly of the mechanical beast.
As the smog slowly clears and the orks cease coughing you just suddenly hear ... "Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gaisssssssssssss!!!!" And a huge figure bursting through the smog, decapitating orks left and right with a massive chain sword, and riddling shooty boyz with storm bolter rounds.
That would be FUCKING AWESOME! Goty material. Seriously I'm tired of all the 'For the Emperor!!' ...
More Heresy! *BLAM*Fetzenfisch said:
haha, well why not. Fight for your rights boys
The Commissariat will be further investigating this tread for more vile heretics.
OT: I like Space Marines, that is all
Starship Troopers was based off a book by the same name that was basically Heinlein's dissertation on the military, duty, and citizenship. It was not a parody of anything though the Mobile Infantry might be marineish, if the marines used power armor. If the movie made it into a parody, I am even more glad I have never seen it.PaulH said:But Starship Troopers was a parody of the US Army ... 40 k is gothic science fantasy.
Damn you Heretic! Your hurting the GRIMDARK, stop it!PaulH said:Yeah yeah ... but look deep within yourself ... you know as well as I that no one here could turn down playing as an overly effeminant space marine in hot pink power armour whilst stabbing an ork in the gut with a "hello kitty" accessorized chainsword.One of Many said:Heresy! *BLAM*PaulH said:I think a game about an actually gay space marine would be awesome.
Super effeminant Space Marine Chapter Master ... and he's all like pilotting this Thunderhawk gun Ship and crashes it straight into an Ork Gargant ... bursting through its armour and partly exploding in a hail of shrapnel and smog within the belly of the mechanical beast.
As the smog slowly clears and the orks cease coughing you just suddenly hear ... "Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gaisssssssssssss!!!!" And a huge figure bursting through the smog, decapitating orks left and right with a massive chain sword, and riddling shooty boyz with storm bolter rounds.
That would be FUCKING AWESOME! Goty material. Seriously I'm tired of all the 'For the Emperor!!' ...
More Heresy! *BLAM*Fetzenfisch said:
haha, well why not. Fight for your rights boys
The Commissariat will be further investigating this tread for more vile heretics.
OT: I like Space Marines, that is all
Face facts ... that level of awesome would rock your world.
Oooh ... I don't know. The whole idea that you have a militaristic society continually defeated by an alien insectoid race that had lacked a arms race had to be atleast some form of self parodisation. Or perhaps I looked at the book the wrong way <.<CitySquirrel said:Starship Troopers was based off a book by the same name that was basically Heinlein's dissertation on the military, duty, and citizenship. It was not a parody of anything though the Mobile Infantry might be marineish, if the marines used power armor. If the movie made it into a parody, I am even more glad I have never seen it.PaulH said:But Starship Troopers was a parody of the US Army ... 40 k is gothic science fantasy.
Denby Grace is an idiot. Not only has be basically used gay as a slur for the "gruff manly no bullshit soldier" archetype, but he ignores the fact that there are no actual gay space-marines... or videogame characters in general, save for clownish space marines. The closest there is to a gay character with any depth that I can think of off the top of my head is Zevran, and even he will age into a bit of a leather daddy.
Ouch, that stings....joshuaayt said:Oh, this again. Ok.
I don't think there are enough gay video game anythings, thank you very much, Mr. Maturity. Besides, we can't *all* work on new, creative games like GTA clone: Mafia edition.
Starship Troopers was mainly Heinlein's response to drafting, he felt that a society that required a draft didn't deserve to exist (if a nation was able to get enough volunteers to defend itself, then it had earned the right to continue). The society in Troopers is designed to promote benefits for those that serve in the army, such as citizenship. I wouldn't really call it fascist, per say, and Heinlein himself was a libertarian, it's more of an attempt to create a military-based society that still recognizes the right to serve or not to serve. The movie, however, cranks the Nazi factor up to 11, mostly because the director didn't actually read the book.PaulH said:Oooh ... I don't know. The whole idea that you have a militaristic society continually defeated by an alien insectoid race that had lacked a arms race had to be atleast some form of self parodisation. Or perhaps I looked at the book the wrong way <.<CitySquirrel said:Starship Troopers was based off a book by the same name that was basically Heinlein's dissertation on the military, duty, and citizenship. It was not a parody of anything though the Mobile Infantry might be marineish, if the marines used power armor. If the movie made it into a parody, I am even more glad I have never seen it.PaulH said:But Starship Troopers was a parody of the US Army ... 40 k is gothic science fantasy.
Denby Grace is an idiot. Not only has be basically used gay as a slur for the "gruff manly no bullshit soldier" archetype, but he ignores the fact that there are no actual gay space-marines... or videogame characters in general, save for clownish space marines. The closest there is to a gay character with any depth that I can think of off the top of my head is Zevran, and even he will age into a bit of a leather daddy.
But there is a quite strong streak of the absurd in Heinlein's works ... take for instance Stranger in a Strange Land ... are you saying there was no humourous critique of human psychology and reasoning in that either?
You can either take Heinlein as a fascist idiot, or a guy with a subtle acknowledgement of the inherent flaws of Humanity ... I'm hoping it was a case of the latter rather than the former.