Insults without swears

[thepj]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

that one went around my school for ages! exept it was that your mother is a hampster...

 

[A Pious Cultist]

You James Blunt?

My God that's just insulting.

It looses its edge if someone mistakes you for having said "You lame ****" though.

 

[Radeonx]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

that one went around my school for ages! exept it was that your mother is a hampster...

As I previously said, I don't like hamsters.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

"That's why your mom cries at night Bobby."

 

[thepj]

you moronic impocilic son of a dog and a donkey!

 

[sumanoskae]

Why yes I have, it went something like this

You simple minded maggots sicken me, you spend your lives crawling to pipe dreams and fame, too lost in a collective ignorance to stand above the flock and see the slaughter house for which you crawl through the cotton fields

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a HAMSTER and your father smelt of elderberries!

fixed it for ya mate

 

[X Gintoki X]

i have always been fond of a good biting of the thumb

 

[IxionIndustries]

"Stop your whining you home-sick abortion!"

 

[Radeonx]

Your mum is a HAMSTER and your father smelt of elderberries!

fixed it for ya mate

NO. As said previously, twice, I don't like hamsters.

 

[Baneat]

And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional

everyone who has ever said that have been fucking pompous pricks, so I'm gonna side with Stephen Fry on the sides of the debate.

 

[Venatio]

Instead of swear words use food and edible products. Yell this out in a crowd if you can pronounce it:

Clafoutis aux Cerises!

Thats a french desert, something of a cross between a flan and a cake. I hear its delicious!

 

[Darth Pope]

Du bist ein affe unwissend, gehen sie bitte decken sie sich bei senzin.

Hows that?

[small]German is so much fun.[/small]

 

[Just_Karol]

Fupping Grasshole!

(And sure enough. the angry mob came to Karol's house and burn him for putting another Father Ted reference on the internet).

 

[Benny Blanco]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

care to share some?

You aneupoidial homozygote!

I'm about 99% sure that's actually Greek, not Latin, but I'm willing to wait while you check your dictionary...

I was always a fan of the term "bell-end" as well as "numpty" but I don't think either are used outside the UK.

 

[The_Chief]

Throwing fancy latin terms for embarassing medical conditions is a good way to disorientate your opponent.

care to share some?

You aneupoidial homozygote!

oooo whats that?

 

[slipknoted]

call them emo XD

 

[Fbuh]

You pontagular sniffle-toog!