Is Skyrim promoting bestiality?

[Hawgh]

I think the fifth incarnation of this series is a little late to start the blame.

Obviously, Skyrim is simply the latest installment in an ongoing campaign to have a furry elected president of the United Nations. Thereafter, they will use their growing influence to add all threatened species into experiments seeking to create an anthropomorphic hybrid.

Then there'll be some fuuuuuurious snakecharmin'.

Spoiler

Wink. Wink.

 

[FPSMadPaul]

I haven't played Skyrim.

It's not out yet.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I think the fifth incarnation of this series is a little late to start the blame.

Obviously, Skyrim is simply the latest installment in an ongoing campaign to have a furry elected president of the United Nations. Thereafter, they will use their growing influence to add all threatened species into experiments seeking to create an anthropomorphic hybrid.

Then there'll be some fuuuuuurious snakecharmin'.

Spoiler

Wink. Wink.

I...I can't say what I want to to that statement. I might get in trouble, and I've stayed out of mod trouble for most of my time, save two warnings.

Just rest assured that you made me double facepalm and groan with that pun.

 

[RGman]

There is nothing wrong with some interspecies love, as long it is consensual of course.

On thing that kept bothering me as I played Oblivion was the lack of intermediate races. It's clear in the game that orc/human relations can produce offspring, so to me it's only safe to assume that there are other possible interacial combinations that can generate life. So howcome we never get to see a green elf or a human with horns and whiskers (that would be the result of one hell of a party, let me tell ya).

I hope Skyrim handles this aspect with more diligence than it's predecessors. This and adding children. And fat people. So I can shoot fat dunmer kids with silly hair style.

 

[The Inquisitive Mug]

I never had the urge to do it with an animal, and I don't think Skyrim giving me the thumbs up is what's going to break the camel's back. If that were the case, it wouldn't have been too long until I boned one anyway.

 

[Chased]

Fox news is going to skew this and say you can Marry a Horse. I just know it

Horse tuxedos would be perfect for DLC. >.>

 

[Soxafloppin]

If I want to marry a Lizard woman in a game for shits and giggles, It doesn't mean I want to fuck my dog.

 

[CityofTreez]

If I want to marry a Lizard woman in a game for shits and giggles, It doesn't mean I want to fuck my dog.

What? Of course it does. The same way that playing GTA will make you become a serial killer.

/sarcasm

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Can someone explain the difference between marriage and fornication to those unfamiliar with the facts? And then the difference between animals and anthromorphisms. And finally between fantasy and reality?

 

[Brodie Jenkins]

Oh for ...... this reminds me of the outrage about furries saying ZOMG IT IS BEASTIALITY they are humanoid therefor it isn't beastiality, move along. >_>

 

[AnarchistFish]

Is it technically any worse than romancing Liara in Mass Effect?

Who even romanced Liara? I never got the appeal, she kinda creeped me out.

I did. Human sex is boring (jk but it was more, interesting)

 

[Tal-]

they better make argonians hot because im gonna nab me one of dem!

 

[whtkid6969]

Oh god, i can see it now. Fox News: "Remember having sex with hookers in the back of your car and beating them with a baseball bat right after it? Gta does. Remember watching cat and lizard people having sex? Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim does. And your children will too!!!!"

 

[Tiger Sora]

So apparently you can marry in Skyrim, this news is old now, you can marry same sexes too! This news is also old now. But has anyone stopped to think about the animal races marrying humans? :/ Now of course I'd love to demonstrate my male ego by playing as a Tiger, therefore the Khajiit perfectly represents what I'm about But there's something a little strange about marrying a female lizard (argonian) or heck even a human species :/ Will I ever get used to this? Will you ever get used to this? What do you think?

(Lets not get all serious, I really don't care that much, just thought it would be an entertaining topic)

-_- Lizard wife in a dress with lipstick on, horrifying mental image.

It's an option, noting more nothing less.

Oh god the furries.

Oh god--

oh god FOX NEWS!

Yeah....actually. You stole the words right outta my mouth.

And you stole my words Impulse, somewhat I think. Some people though eh..... and Fox News. It's just a fandom. Not a cult sacrificing humans to their god.

 

[Jakub324]

One of my friends will undoubtedly start the game with the intention of doing an Argonian. He's like that.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Obviously none of you ever stopped to read "The Biography of Berenzaiah" Vol. 1-4 during the course of your adventures.

Is it technically any worse than romancing Liara in Mass Effect?

Hmmmmmmm... *thinking* No, I suppose not.

 

[ultimateownage]

Can't wait for all the gay rule 34 porn!

 

[Wolfhowl the shadow lurker]

well there its not really bestiality seeing how they are people just a race

for you could do... things to a sheep in it then yes it would be because thats a sheep a farm animal and not a race

 

[FEichinger]

homo sapiens keeps forgetting it is an animal itself ... ^^ "Bestiality" in itself is a term based on the thought model placing the human race over any other species. TES manages to place the humanoid races on the same level, though, which therefore negates the aforementioned thought model.

... Now this is a weird and coincidental captcha "catfi entratu" ... o,O

 

[dfcrackhead]

how bad can tiger lizard children be?

They will rule the world. Everyone will bow to their might or be eaten by the cold blooded killing machines they were bred to become.

OT: I'm all for freedom to do whatever in games, if you wanna make a lizard your wife, go right ahead, who is Bethesda to say if you should or shouldn't.