Justin Bieber THE MOVIE

[Googooguru]

I may be the luckiest person on this forum judging by all the love.. i have never even heard a Justin bieber song. Only just read about him on wiki after seeing this forum.

Dont know who he is and dont really care.It will be more interested to watch the Justin Bieber movie out in 25 years time. the one which shows how he tormented himself because could never reconcile his inability to repeat his success into his 20's, how he turned to alcohol to dull the pain, how he was pushed headlong into signing contracts with managers and promoters who were only out for their own interests, how the fans quickly moved on to the next "big thing" without giving his introspective indie album consideration... insert violins here...Poor Kid

 

[Darth_Dude]

Ohh.... God dammit America. Look what you've done.

I reallllly, REAALLLLLLLLY hate that I have to say this but...

Spoiler: Justin Beiber is actually our(Canada's) fault.

Please forgive us!

Oh god, is he wearing a bowtie?
IS THERE NOTHING SACRED?!

 

[Mr. Grey]

Ohh.... God dammit America. Look what you've done.

I reallllly, REAALLLLLLLLY hate that I have to say this but...

Spoiler: Justin Beiber is actually our(Canada's) fault.

Please forgive us!

Never.

Never thought this poor excuse of a singer was Canadian, because his name sounds German. the moar I know...

But, nevertheless thank you Canada, thank you and your glorious people for taking the heat for this failure.

Don't you know? We don't use that word in America.

...

[sub]I have to stop condemning myself to Hell.[/sub]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

What is so special about him? 50 Cent got shot 9 times, Emeniem got a backing from Docter Dre, heck, Kelly Clarkson won the first American Idol. All this guy did was catch the attention of a bad pop music star and got into one song. Why do we need a movie about that? Why do we need a book? Hopefully, his movie will sell really well and he'll get into tons of movies....so he can be the next Mark Whalberg.

A former singer turned bad actor.

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

Oh my, this makes that Titanic 2 movie look tolerable in comparison.

 

[Vampire cat]

He's all ready a villain in CSI so why not a movie *shrug*

I just can't wait for his voice to drop and start growing facial hair so his fad will be over finally XD

Oh what a glorious day that will be... *imagines*

 

[crudus]

Ok, for all of those wondering, this is why I hate Justin Bieber. To be honest which one of use wouldn't want to make huge amounts of money at the age of 15 doing whatever he does? I hate the fact that Disney or whoever is basically whoring out Justin for every last cent he is worth. It is no ok to be exploiting a person this way.

Is his life going to be like this?:

1. Get born.
2. Miss out on puberty.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

I can see that. It just goes through his life then "missing reel", fame.

Not only that but it be in 3D so it will be like he's actuality hugging you.

I don't care what magic glasses you have. Justin Bieber will never be three dimensional.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Damn you Canada for adding a penis to this woman at birth!
The idea sounds awful.

 

[Cracker3011]

Okay. That's it.

Humanity has lost all hope.

 

[Juven Ignus]

IM LOOKING FOR 9 Brave solders to accompany me on a quest to the fire and hell that is Hollywood so that we may destroy the abomination.

I'll go. I live like an hour from there, and I've got a map of the stars. Am I in?

OT: I'll assume my hate is implied and say that I'd like to trade places with him for a day and sleep with as many fan girls as possible...to destroy his reputation.

 

[Sweetlew]

He's just going to go the way of Aaron Carter.
You remember who he is?
I thought not.

 

[cannonfodder666]

Is his life going to be like this?:

1. Get born.
2. Miss out on puberty.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

I guess Operation send Bieber to north Korea has failed!!
4chan has let us down

 

[ultimateownage]

...Now where did I put that noose?

 

[TundraStalax]

when did pre-pubescent girls get full control of the film industry, is there an armageddon coming?

 

[Colonel Joson]

Ohh.... God dammit America. Look what you've done.

I reallllly, REAALLLLLLLLY hate that I have to say this but...

Spoiler: Justin Beiber is actually our(Canada's) fault.

Please forgive us!

Don't worry... I forgive you... *slowly draws knife*

 

[Taddy]

Is his life going to be like this?:

1. Get born.
2. Miss out on puberty.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

I assume it's at the ??? - WTF!? stage of the plan?

 

[Adecristo]

Please. Make any movies you want. Twilight 4, Titanic 2, another Space Odyssey or yet another High School Musical.
Just... please.. do not put ads about Justin Bieber tale "how I fooled some people that I'm a guy" in TV / on billboards / ANYWHERE. Please... ;_;

Canada committed the ultimate sin, creating this Justin Bieber thing. And instead of sending him to hell for goodness' sake, they want to make a movie about him.
This - is - unforgivable.

 

[Timotei]

The kid is barely old enough to drive a car, and now he chooses to have a biographical movie made of him?

I mean I can understand if he were, like...40, and decided to share with people his life full of ups and downs like Howard Stern did with Private Parts. It just comes off as being to premature, and if I had to guess, he's probably being pressured to do it in order to wring MOAR MONIES from the same crowd that made Twilight what it is.

Besides, the movie would most likely suck because so far as I can see it, his career has getting bigger and bigger without any lulls in his career. One of the things that made Private Parts such a good movie is that you get to see the man of which the movie is based around go from shit, to success, to shit, to even deeper shit, to moderate success, to the king of all media; all while making the story dramatic and keeping the audiences' interest vested in the person the movie is about. With a Justin Bieber film, I just can't see that.

 

[captaincabbage]

Justin Bieber: The Movie. Also known as The Number One Reason why I want to Kill Myself.

 

[Funkysandwich]

I hate Justin Beiber almost solely because of all the money and girls that guy must have, for being a douchebag with a girly voice.


We all hate him, but you have to admit he's pretty much set for life.