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[Sam G]

I stick a bunch of gooey bombs to you and detonate them.
"They'll have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!!"

 

[TheDoctor455]

I use an eraser. Hey, it's your fault for picking a cartoon as an Avatar.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I hack your game and cause you to freeze.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

I sue your ass for copyright infringment of the phrase "oh yeah!" and the kool-aide man comes and eats you

 

[Azraellod]

I destroy all the bamboo in existence and you starve to death.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make you trip on that scythe.

 

[Smagmuck_]

God dammit, wheres my .45?
*rumage*
*rumage*
Oh, here it is!
*BANG!*
I shot you dead!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use my Barrett .50 cal on you.

 

[SteakHeart]

I cuddle her. No killing for me!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Somebody, get me my frying pan! Yum.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I take the cast iron frying pan off the stove while it's still sizzling and accidentally drop the heavy metal on your face and just walk away.

 

[SteakHeart]

I snap his neck while he stares into space.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Awwww...aren't you a cute little alien worm thing

*SQUISH*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, Sgagzilla! Dinner is ready!

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

My Xbox avatar beats yours to death with its chicken with a pully!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I beat you over the head with my giant 80 gig playstation
[sup]funny how the new ones have more power but weigh less and don't have backwards compatibility[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I... (Wait, who haven't we used yet? Sniper, Spy, Scout, Demoman, Pyro, Engie... Ah! How about Medic?) hack you up with a saw while talking in a positively awful german accent.

 

[Lambi]

While you count who we have used, I smack you on the head with an anvil, leaving you braindead at best, dead at worst.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I point out that you've been standing in the snow, in that semi-revealing outfit for a couple of weeks now, and that you should have freezed to death. You freeze to death.

 

[Lambi]

That's the thing. I have a heater that is inside the clothes and keeps me warm. BTW, I teleport you to a desert and you die from too much heat and no water.