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[therealsomeguy]

I call Paul Hogan and he stabs Chuck Norris

if ever the 2 meet in battle, the resulting deathmatch will destroy mankind

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take your guitar and beat you to death with my monitor...

 

[Sam G]

I take your sporting ball and kick it with such force into your face your eyes come bursting out the back of your skull.

 

[Lambi]

I send Sephiroth, Pyramid Head and Darth Vader at you.

[sup]Damn, ninja'd. But I'm STILL sending them at you.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I send Darth Nihlus, Darth Revan and Satan at you.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I throw an even bigger ninja star at you, and it hits you in the face.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I beat you do death with my canister.

 

[Lambi]

HEY! I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TAKING MY SHURIKEN AND, IF NOT USING IT ON ME, THEY USE IT ON OTHER PEOPLE! SO I'M PUTTING A DNA-ID ON IT SO IT ONLY WORKS FOR ME!

With that out of the way, I throw my shuriken at you, slicing you into pieces.

[sup]Ninja'd because of my RAGE, but still...[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use missile toe on you.
[sup]See wut I did thar?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

I...what? Anyway, I make you explode with my RAGE.

[sup]No, I am sorry to say I do not see what you did there[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I take your xmas hat and burn you with laser eyes
EDIT: wait sorry didn't see your rage, changed it

 

[Lambi]

DID NOONE LISTEN TO ME? IT IS DNA-ID'D WITH MY DNA ID'D FOR IT SO NOONE BUT ME CAN USE IT, SO YOUR SILLY ATEMPT AT USING IT AGAINST ME IS USELESS! AND IT IS CALLED A SHURIKEN! At least call it a giant ninja star like everyone else.

I throw catnip at you and you die of overusage

[sup]Edit: Then I am sorry for dissing RAGE on you. Friends?[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make you watch a marathon of the twilight saga a few years from now

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I smack you in the face with a shovel, many times.

 

[Disaster Button]

dammit i don't want to kill a kitten

I just pick you up stand on a sock made replica and take the real you home to love you forever and ever and ever and..

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stare at you until you kill yourself out of shame for not doing your duty as a poster

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Muahaha! I found Disaster Button's weakness, while you do that I very politely ask Iambi to kill you with her DNA-IDed shuriken.

 

[Disaster Button]

I shave you to death.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I throw a table on you really hard