Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon

[SnipErlite]

I can just see the adverts now...legions of people all pelvic thrusting in front of their kinect unit....

0_O

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Excuse me a moment...
*wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham*
...okay, I'm fine now.

 

[Irridium]

Well, others have already posted the link to Penny Arcade... but I'll post the picture!

Yeah, I can't really see this whole thing ending well.

 

[HentMas]

I'm confused. How is this meant to be made into a sex game? Is it going to be like Dance Central, but with...different types of moves? I'm just not understanding what's to be gained from involving a sensor in the equation...

Immagine a video-game where you have to conquer a girls heart (i´m thinking Dating Sim here, but there could be a hundred different ways to do this)

then after a few tries you "get" one girl (psicological atraction, phisical atraction, you just want to fuck her brains out, whatever the case the choize is there), and then decide to have all the sex you can have

and with kinect "tracking" your movements they actually make your avatar have sex with such girl (they add a "sex doll" that the game can track to possition your avatar and the avatar of the girl in place)

that way you will be experiencing "phisical stimulation" from a sex toy and visual/auditory stimulation from the game itself, which will be recreating your moves, as such it will rate you on how good you are at moving or making your "partner" horny, lets say, you stick it in the "pooper" to a girl that has never done so before, she will refuse and the game will not display such act, "But" give her the appropiate "stimulus" and you may strike gold!

at least thats what i immagine... this concept seems like the "Digital girlfriend" DVD´s but with more "stimuly" anf "input" from the owner...

 

[eljawa]

im at a loss of words,

 

[Madara XIII]

Well, others have already posted the link to Penny Arcade... but I'll post the picture!

Yeah, I can't really see this whole thing ending well.

Damn you RULE 34!! Not even Xbox is safe from the horror of these games

 

[DTWolfwood]

so you can finally hump that digital girl you've been eyeing forever? XD

some1 was gonna think that up sooner or later.

 

[Monshroud]

I wonder what achievements you would get for that?

Going the Distance (20g) - Last more than 5 minutes
Windmill (50g) - Successfully perform with Windmill position

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I don't see the point, really.

If one is into this sort of thing, there are better avenues out there. High quality sex dolls. Fleshlights.

I could see it if it was like Rapelay, an interactive porno. But if I'm taking the time and the effort to try and please something sexually, I'll use a real girl not a machine. (and thus I set my self up for a joke at my expense)

 

[twistedheat15]

I wonder what achievements you would get for that?

Going the Distance (20g) - Last more than 5 minutes
Windmill (50g) - Successfully perform with Windmill position

Flying high! (100g) - Your cumshot successfully traveled more then 12 feet.

 

[Feralbreed]

Finally we're seeing some actual developement!

 

[ryai458]

seems more like something i would find on kotaku rather than the escapist, oh well.

first of all why the "(to a girl!)" part? judging from what i have learned straight guys are the first to invent some crazy sex thing, im pretty sure straight guys invented gay sex.
Personally i dont see the need for an interactive sex game, it seems like it could be replaced with a movie, and its not like sex is a tedious boring thing that needs to be made fun with a game.

As far as your straight guys invented gay sex comment all I have to say is: "This is sparta"
Yes I know I just further ruined that movie.

 

[el_kabong]

haha I misread his name as McPhallus at first
Kinda fitting with the article

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one.

 

[YoBadMama]

Hooray! Now games can cure my lust for violence and sex!

 

[Captain Pancake]

"teledildonics"?

Tele-Dildo-nics?

I... don't even...

 

[The Hairminator]

Hooray! Now games can cure my lust for violence and sex!

Now it will just have to simulate food and sleep and pay the electrical bill by itself and you'll never have to leave your xbox.

 

[samsonguy920]

I'm confused. How is this meant to be made into a sex game? Is it going to be like Dance Central, but with...different types of moves? I'm just not understanding what's to be gained from involving a sensor in the equation...

Considering the avatars seen in Kinect games so far, I can see Leisure Suit Larry rip-off potential. And that would be so ludicrous it would have to make money.

 

[dsmops2003]

Kinect just got Rule 34'd

 

[Shadesong]

According to his tests, Machulis doesn't think that the fidelity of the sensor is enough to pick up smaller objects such as genitalia

Speak for yourself.

 

[Swaki]

seems more like something i would find on kotaku rather than the escapist, oh well.

first of all why the "(to a girl!)" part? judging from what i have learned straight guys are the first to invent some crazy sex thing, im pretty sure straight guys invented gay sex.
Personally i dont see the need for an interactive sex game, it seems like it could be replaced with a movie, and its not like sex is a tedious boring thing that needs to be made fun with a game.

As far as your straight guys invented gay sex comment all I have to say is: "This is sparta"
Yes I know I just further ruined that movie.

i am well aware of that aspect of ancient greece, and no knowledge about the sex with young boys or all that could ruin a movie that bad.