Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon

Gigano

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Sex: Better with Kinect!

Yeah, I'm not really buying into that one (either). Could be good for a laugh even by merely existing though.

Cliff_m85 said:
Anything that merges technology with consentual sex is awesome in my eyes.
Well, I wouldn't know about calling all of it awesome [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.244740-Microsoft-Bans-Panties], even with Kinect something like or in the vein of that Xbox 360 game[footnote]Apparently not remotely an actual sex sim, but somewhat sexualized it seems.[/footnote] would be less-cool-than-strange, but it certainly is harmless.
 

Mr. Grey

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I do believe I was the one that said: 3D TV + Kinect + Porn = Good Times.

Now I kind of regret it.
 

SnipErlite

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I can just see the adverts now...legions of people all pelvic thrusting in front of their kinect unit....

0_O
 

Canadamus Prime

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Excuse me a moment...
*wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham*
...okay, I'm fine now.
 
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Well, others have already posted the link to Penny Arcade... but I'll post the picture!



Yeah, I can't really see this whole thing ending well.
 

HentMas

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LawlessSquirrel said:
I'm confused. How is this meant to be made into a sex game? Is it going to be like Dance Central, but with...different types of moves? I'm just not understanding what's to be gained from involving a sensor in the equation...
Immagine a video-game where you have to conquer a girls heart (i´m thinking Dating Sim here, but there could be a hundred different ways to do this)

then after a few tries you "get" one girl (psicological atraction, phisical atraction, you just want to fuck her brains out, whatever the case the choize is there), and then decide to have all the sex you can have

and with kinect "tracking" your movements they actually make your avatar have sex with such girl (they add a "sex doll" that the game can track to possition your avatar and the avatar of the girl in place)

that way you will be experiencing "phisical stimulation" from a sex toy and visual/auditory stimulation from the game itself, which will be recreating your moves, as such it will rate you on how good you are at moving or making your "partner" horny, lets say, you stick it in the "pooper" to a girl that has never done so before, she will refuse and the game will not display such act, "But" give her the appropiate "stimulus" and you may strike gold!

at least thats what i immagine... this concept seems like the "Digital girlfriend" DVD´s but with more "stimuly" anf "input" from the owner...
 

Madara XIII

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Irridium said:
Well, others have already posted the link to Penny Arcade... but I'll post the picture!



Yeah, I can't really see this whole thing ending well.
Damn you RULE 34!! Not even Xbox is safe from the horror of these games
 

DTWolfwood

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so you can finally hump that digital girl you've been eyeing forever? XD

some1 was gonna think that up sooner or later.
 

Monshroud

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I wonder what achievements you would get for that?

Going the Distance (20g) - Last more than 5 minutes
Windmill (50g) - Successfully perform with Windmill position
 

DudeistBelieve

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I don't see the point, really.

If one is into this sort of thing, there are better avenues out there. High quality sex dolls. Fleshlights.

I could see it if it was like Rapelay, an interactive porno. But if I'm taking the time and the effort to try and please something sexually, I'll use a real girl not a machine. (and thus I set my self up for a joke at my expense)
 

twistedheat15

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Monshroud said:
I wonder what achievements you would get for that?

Going the Distance (20g) - Last more than 5 minutes
Windmill (50g) - Successfully perform with Windmill position
Flying high! (100g) - Your cumshot successfully traveled more then 12 feet.
 

ryai458

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Swaki said:
seems more like something i would find on kotaku rather than the escapist, oh well.

first of all why the "(to a girl!)" part? judging from what i have learned straight guys are the first to invent some crazy sex thing, im pretty sure straight guys invented gay sex.
Personally i dont see the need for an interactive sex game, it seems like it could be replaced with a movie, and its not like sex is a tedious boring thing that needs to be made fun with a game.
As far as your straight guys invented gay sex comment all I have to say is: "This is sparta"
Yes I know I just further ruined that movie.