Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon

[The Hairminator]

Hooray! Now games can cure my lust for violence and sex!

Now it will just have to simulate food and sleep and pay the electrical bill by itself and you'll never have to leave your xbox.

 

[samsonguy920]

I'm confused. How is this meant to be made into a sex game? Is it going to be like Dance Central, but with...different types of moves? I'm just not understanding what's to be gained from involving a sensor in the equation...

Considering the avatars seen in Kinect games so far, I can see Leisure Suit Larry rip-off potential. And that would be so ludicrous it would have to make money.

 

[dsmops2003]

Kinect just got Rule 34'd

 

[Shadesong]

According to his tests, Machulis doesn't think that the fidelity of the sensor is enough to pick up smaller objects such as genitalia

Speak for yourself.

 

[Swaki]

seems more like something i would find on kotaku rather than the escapist, oh well.

first of all why the "(to a girl!)" part? judging from what i have learned straight guys are the first to invent some crazy sex thing, im pretty sure straight guys invented gay sex.
Personally i dont see the need for an interactive sex game, it seems like it could be replaced with a movie, and its not like sex is a tedious boring thing that needs to be made fun with a game.

As far as your straight guys invented gay sex comment all I have to say is: "This is sparta"
Yes I know I just further ruined that movie.

i am well aware of that aspect of ancient greece, and no knowledge about the sex with young boys or all that could ruin a movie that bad.

 

[brighteye]

Well, there is a game where you learn to dance, so maybe this isnt all bad.
I would totally like a sexucation game, and perhaps they could throw in some
education about how to treat girls and how to interact in a relationship.

On the other hand, we probably only get some porno company "virtual" girl instead.
GIRL: - ooh i can see that you havent taking a shower today and your hair is all greasy.
GIRL: - That is soo sexy.

 

[Hithlain]

Awesome! I have no idea why but the idea of a major videogaming company actually becoming comfortable with the fact that people have sex occasionally would be awesome.

 

[KorLeonis]

Am I the only one who noticed that he got it to recognize his tongue, but not "smaller objects such as genitalia"? Just how big is this man's tongue?

 

[megs1120]

Stay classy, Escapist.

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

I expected something like this shortly after the Wii, like an adult centered package but in hindsight Nintendo probably wouldn't let it slide.

But yeah, this is...interesting. I guess it's just the next inevitable step from DOA:Xtreme Beach Volley-ball.

 

[Crowser]

What is this I don't even?

 

[taciturnCandid]

I suppose Kinect isn't a worthless piece of junk... oh wait. It still is. The thing isn't even precise enough without an on-board processor to make this practical. Even if it does work.. there can't be any advertisment on it, so it will not sell. To make this product is just stupid as it doesn't target Kinect's major audience.

 

[Aptspire]

so...all the work but none of the reward (physically speaking)?
...

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Kinect just got Rule 34'd

I'm guessing that already happened a few minutes after it (the Kinect) was announced

I'd like to see Peter Molyneux plug this one though.

 

[Megacherv]

I'm sorry, but...teledildonics?

I'm sorry Greg, I'm gonna all you out on this, I think you just made that word up...please have made it up, it'll be less weird...

 

[Ithera]

I withhold judgment. I might not be averse to the idea, but it will have to be very well done and not just game wise. I hope they don't start borrowing scripts from the adult industry, I don't think i can stand another man come to fix "the cable"

 

[Evilsanta]

I dont know if this is awesome or not...

But it would sooner or later.