Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon
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I wonder if that palm damage people experienced when Mario Party was big will make a comeback now :/
Wasn't there an article about not playing kinect naked because microsoft has the right to record and view it? Uh, no thanks.
Yeah me too... which is worrying because we're both already thinking of penises on the second paragraph in!CTU_Loscombe said:
I don't quite understand the fascination with this "breakthrough". I mean, I'm sorry to all the people who think this is a good idea but let's just look at how this man was described...
Really? Is that not one of the most pointless things to be an "expert" of? I can really see where all his engineering skill goes... and I thought Gordon Freeman was wasting HIS training!
I guess the Kinect tech has a lot of potential and we're all still really amazed by it, plus I shouldn't really be all that surprised that someone has already attached sex to it (rule 34 you sly fox you) but even so... in terms of stupidity this only just ranks below Get fit with Mel B.
I don't think that will be in Microsoft's future marketing strategies- "You are the controller, and more specifically your genitalia are, go wild with Kinect"
Dude, EVERYONE called it once Microsoft said Kinect used a camera. Within SECONDS of hearing their announcement at E3, *I* made that joke (half-wondering if it would actually happen, of course).Jesus Phish said:
This isn't surprising at all.
I'm pretty sure something like this will never really make it into the US especially after people in California trying to make it illegal to sell M rated games to minors and all that other BS. Japan might see a lot more stuff like that but that's where it might stay. :/
If this actually happens I shall downgrade my hatred for Kinect into mere dislike! It's not gonna happen XD
Why haven't I read this webcomic before? Its hilarious!Irridium said:Well, others have already posted the link to Penny Arcade... but I'll post the picture!
Yeah, I can't really see this whole thing ending well.
*gets lost in the other tab*
OT: The future looks embarrassing and hilarious.
It would be really interesting to see a "sex game" on any plataform that doesn't loose the part of game and is only about sex as most or all the erogine around. I also would like to see a game that really use the potential of the kinect (if that thing has any) besides the gimmick factor. Anyways i'm pessimistic on both subjects.
Is anyone surprised?
Also, surely this won't work without a controller. I mean...they're not going to be much fun without any...*ahem*...feedback.
Also, surely this won't work without a controller. I mean...they're not going to be much fun without any...*ahem*...feedback.
Yeah I don't if the Kinect is really right for the way he's implying which involves taking your pants off... or if any video games is right for that. First off, the big downside is that to play kinect you have to be standing up, kind of hard to imitate a variety of sex moves doing that apart from the traditional pelvic thrust which can get tiring. Now it will work great for the Japanese 'Rapelay' type games where the controls are more centered on your hands, which I'm sure we'll be seeing humorous reviews of soon enough. But again, taking your pants off? I don't see it...
On the other hand, wouldn't the Wii-mote or Move work a little better for this? You have two controls to immitate hand movement, not as precise as the Kinect but it still works. Then more importantly it would be easier and far less strenious to use the buttons & analogue sticks to move your on screen avatar into various positions, then with the right hand (and especially on the Move) you have a perfectly good dildo like object for thrusting, and the left hand analogue stick can be used for tongue control. For the former rather than relying on any sort of personal physicality or endurence like the proposed Kinect games would require the mechanics behind the thrusting would be handled by the game and resemble a Zelda fishing mini game. Go to strong & fast you snap your line, too slow the fish loses interest and swims away, so you have to find that controlled sweet spot to maintain your control and reel that fishy in!
Personally I always thought it would be hilarious if a company like Rockstar switched from an ultra violent game like Manhunt to a hilarious sex game like Manwhore. Where you play a man who has to whore himself out to women, with RPG elements where you have to start low on the chain and gain reputation, experience points for attribute increases, and of course cash for grooming, bling, various natural (or not)growth enhancements products, etc, working your way up the ladder until you reach the elusive high class super models clientele.
On the other hand, wouldn't the Wii-mote or Move work a little better for this? You have two controls to immitate hand movement, not as precise as the Kinect but it still works. Then more importantly it would be easier and far less strenious to use the buttons & analogue sticks to move your on screen avatar into various positions, then with the right hand (and especially on the Move) you have a perfectly good dildo like object for thrusting, and the left hand analogue stick can be used for tongue control. For the former rather than relying on any sort of personal physicality or endurence like the proposed Kinect games would require the mechanics behind the thrusting would be handled by the game and resemble a Zelda fishing mini game. Go to strong & fast you snap your line, too slow the fish loses interest and swims away, so you have to find that controlled sweet spot to maintain your control and reel that fishy in!
Personally I always thought it would be hilarious if a company like Rockstar switched from an ultra violent game like Manhunt to a hilarious sex game like Manwhore. Where you play a man who has to whore himself out to women, with RPG elements where you have to start low on the chain and gain reputation, experience points for attribute increases, and of course cash for grooming, bling, various natural (or not)growth enhancements products, etc, working your way up the ladder until you reach the elusive high class super models clientele.
