last stand one-liner time
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"GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!"
Hah. Good luck getting that miserable song out of all of your heads for the rest of the day. Suckers.
Hah. Good luck getting that miserable song out of all of your heads for the rest of the day. Suckers.
Well, there's a whole range of different quotes from various fictional sources that I could (and probably would) use:
"Your ass is grass... and I've got the weed whacker!" - Duke Nukem
"Time for some thrilling heroics." - Jayne Cobb
"Let's get dangerous." - Darkwing Duck
"Allons-y!" - The Tenth Doctor
But as for something spontaneous, born of my own fractured psyche?
"Okay, bitches, who wants to die first?"
That would probably be the first thing I would think of.
"Your ass is grass... and I've got the weed whacker!" - Duke Nukem
"Time for some thrilling heroics." - Jayne Cobb
"Let's get dangerous." - Darkwing Duck
"Allons-y!" - The Tenth Doctor
But as for something spontaneous, born of my own fractured psyche?
"Okay, bitches, who wants to die first?"
That would probably be the first thing I would think of.
It takes six seconds for a CPD standard-issue sidearm to discharge thirteen rounds. Six seconds is a very long time.
or alternatively
Now I?m going to castrate you and suffocate you on your own cock and balls, you poisonous little thug. Because I have had enough of your squalid, ignorant weasel kind, and you will breed NO MORE
Why should I come up with something when Spider Jerusalem has already done it better.
or alternatively
Now I?m going to castrate you and suffocate you on your own cock and balls, you poisonous little thug. Because I have had enough of your squalid, ignorant weasel kind, and you will breed NO MORE
Why should I come up with something when Spider Jerusalem has already done it better.
If I somehow end up being killed by an Internet crowd:
"Never gonna give you up!" (continuing as far I get)
Otherwise:
"As you stare into the eyes of the dead, you shall find them staring back at you..."
"Never gonna give you up!" (continuing as far I get)
Otherwise:
"As you stare into the eyes of the dead, you shall find them staring back at you..."
mine: " your going to need more fodder " *charges*
one I'd use if i was bad ass enough to back it up: " I'm going to grind you fools to dust, an cast you to the wind"
may not like DBZ much any more, but that line was fucking EPIC
(also loved " I WILL be the last to fall this day" that was epic" )
one I'd use if i was bad ass enough to back it up: " I'm going to grind you fools to dust, an cast you to the wind"
may not like DBZ much any more, but that line was fucking EPIC
(also loved " I WILL be the last to fall this day" that was epic" )
I'd grin, and activate the tactical fusion bomb inside my torso. You don't need words for that kind of ending.
Oh, and then I'd watch the spreading wave of nuclear fire from orbit. Because I exist mainly as data these days, and the best you can do is kill off my remote units
Oh, and then I'd watch the spreading wave of nuclear fire from orbit. Because I exist mainly as data these days, and the best you can do is kill off my remote units
I've been using this threat a lot for the past week, done in a sufficiently threatening tone it's enough to make even me (the roughly 5', squishy nerd girl) sound intimidating. Granted, it's only been to my family, but it's still been my reaction to everything that's raged me:
"Look at me. *points at face* I will destroy everything you have ever done, ever Been, Ever, Loved. And I will do it, with, my fucking, TEETH."
It really helps to flash a cheshire-cat grin at this point. Also, braces, they'll really mess shit up.
I use this sort of thing all the time just to express frustration. So far, today, I've threatened the microwave, the shower, my sister and the lock to my front door. Fun times.
"Look at me. *points at face* I will destroy everything you have ever done, ever Been, Ever, Loved. And I will do it, with, my fucking, TEETH."
It really helps to flash a cheshire-cat grin at this point. Also, braces, they'll really mess shit up.
I use this sort of thing all the time just to express frustration. So far, today, I've threatened the microwave, the shower, my sister and the lock to my front door. Fun times.
"Give my regards to Hell."
"Share victory, share death. No one will ever be able to say they defeated me."
"Well...? What's wrong? Scared? ...You should be."
"Share victory, share death. No one will ever be able to say they defeated me."
"Well...? What's wrong? Scared? ...You should be."
Said to my allies, the alive ones:
"FYI guys, if any of you die, I'll sodomize your corpse when I'm done killing these fucktards. Just a little thing to think about in case you decide to give up living."
I case I think I might not make it:
"Hey, listen... If I... If I don't make it out of here, tell my family I said something stirring, and clever that gave you the will to keep on living."
I'm by myself surrounded by enemies:
"Jokes on you guys, my species defecates after expiring. Enjoy the smell."
"FYI guys, if any of you die, I'll sodomize your corpse when I'm done killing these fucktards. Just a little thing to think about in case you decide to give up living."
I case I think I might not make it:
"Hey, listen... If I... If I don't make it out of here, tell my family I said something stirring, and clever that gave you the will to keep on living."
I'm by myself surrounded by enemies:
"Jokes on you guys, my species defecates after expiring. Enjoy the smell."
As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death I shall fear no evil because I am the baddest mother fucker in the land!
I would like to say something along the lines of "Alright you spineless motherf******, I'll show you what it means to be to stupid to run away! YahhhHH!!!"