Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Syndrome Conundrum

[lupus_amens]

You win this round ... and all the other rounds.



It is Turkeys and I wish I was good enough at DF to be able to do all that.

too. Although, i did change the Turkeys to Guinea Pigs. Not nearly as effective, but a million times more entertaining.
Dont feel bad, i cant do alot of that

Poor Gobbos had no idea what happened.

For bonus points put the guinea pigs in a room that is suspended above the normal invasion force gathering point and have the floor be one big trapdoor,
When the goblins invade you pull a lever and it will be raining murderous fluffy animals...

 

[adasdad]

You win this round ... and all the other rounds.



It is Turkeys and I wish I was good enough at DF to be able to do all that.

too. Although, i did change the Turkeys to Guinea Pigs. Not nearly as effective, but a million times more entertaining.
Dont feel bad, i cant do alot of that

Poor Gobbos had no idea what happened.

For bonus points put the guinea pigs in a room that is suspended above the normal invasion force gathering point and have the floor be one big trapdoor,
When the goblins invade you pull a lever and it will be raining murderous fluffy animals...

cage, not room. any force of cavies big enough to harm a gobbo force would just as soon disembowel your framerate if allowed to roam free. also, i think cavies need to graze. not sure though.

 

[Double A]

Hey I'm back and HOLY CRAP I KILLED LERDI AND THE ZOMBIE SPIDER THING

Yeah I've been gone awhile. But I'm totally making Wiredoctrines the Cross Grove my user title or some shit. I don't care that Wiredoctrines is my surname, it's still badass.

Kraken, your LP is awesome. It's better than Rutskarn's. Stop being a dick to yourself.

If I ever get even halfway through my backlog (this [http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011464016/games/?tab=all] + Skyrim, Wario Land, last 1/4 of Wind Waker, 1/2 of Valkyria Chronicles, Baten Kaitos: Origins, and a whooooole lot more that I haven't even bought), I'll probably start an LP. I guess the main 7 would be COs from Advance Wars or something before I start conscripting dorfing people.

 

[General-Veok]

I too have returned, just catching up with this thread.

And apparently I've been dwarfed twice, being massacred by goblins once, and completely blisterrotting the @#$* out as a dwarf child.

I think your exodus was much better received, Double A.

 

[Double A]

I too have returned, just catching up with this thread.

And apparently I've been dwarfed twice, being massacred by goblins once, and completely blisterrotting the @#$* out as a dwarf child.

I think your exodus was much better received, Double A.

Bout damn time something nice happened to me on the Internet. random.org can't touch me here!

 

[Double A]

So I'm trying to get Dwarf Fortress for my Macbook, however I've encountered a problem.

I can download it, however all that happens when I do is I get a Zip file that just shows a punch of meaningless code, anyone know how to fix this?

You need to unzip it and then run it in Terminal with ~/Desktop/df_osx/df

You also need to have at least OS 10.5 and an Intel inside.

 

[adasdad]

what?!? no new updates!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv9acm3fF0&feature=related

 

[Jimmybobjr]

what?!? no new updates!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv9acm3fF0&feature=related

...Why does every link i click on this website have to be a bloody pony link?

I mean, cant we use the Classic Darth Vader "NOOOOOO" instead? What ever happened to that?

 

[adasdad]

what?!? no new updates!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv9acm3fF0&feature=related

...Why does every link i click on this website have to be a bloody pony link?

I mean, cant we use the Classic Darth Vader "NOOOOOO" instead? What ever happened to that?

i think i subconciously did that to liven up the thread, even if it started a brony vs. wutevarucalnonbroneez flame war. but really, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A6NxMV4Lqo&feature=related

...


sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[vallorn]

Kraken? are you still about?

 

[Jimmybobjr]

Kraken? are you still about?

Nah, Kraken has buggered off somewhere. Somehow hes convinced himself that this Lets play wasnt "all that good" (My Arse) and left us out to rot.

WHY KRAKEN?! WHY HAVE YOU DESERTED US - *US* - YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS?! WHYYYYY?

In all seriousness, There wont be a update in the next week or so since ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

 

[adasdad]

ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

he is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ
yes, i'm speaking with poniies now.

 

[Jimmybobjr]

ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

he is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ
yes, i'm speaking with poniies now.

... There are good reasons i despise the pony fanbase. Attempting to start flamewars is one of the reasons.

But in any case, yes, toady estemated that the next update will be "Arround the 15th January" on the 1st, But recently sad that the 15th is a likely bet a few days ago.

 

[Thecard]

ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

he is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ
yes, i'm speaking with poniies now.

... There are good reasons i despise the pony fanbase. Attempting to start flamewars is one of the reasons.

But in any case, yes, toady estemated that the next update will be "Arround the 15th January" on the 1st, But recently sad that the 15th is a likely bet a few days ago.

Well, we can hope, can't we? I really can't wait for necromancy to be implemented. Then your fortress can relive the !FUN!

 

[adasdad]

ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

he is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ
yes, i'm speaking with poniies now.

... There are good reasons i despise the pony fanbase. Attempting to start flamewars is one of the reasons.

But in any case, yes, toady estemated that the next update will be "Arround the 15th January" on the 1st, But recently sad that the 15th is a likely bet a few days ago.

Well, we can hope, can't we? I really can't wait for necromancy to be implemented. Then your fortress can relive the !FUN!

i hope frakentein-esque monters will be added at some point along with fort-controllable necromancers. just throw him in a pit, along with a needle, some thread, and all of those now use;ess mermaid corpses. unleash the resulting beast apon the gobbo hordes!

 

[Thecard]

ToadyOne is releasing the latest update in a Few days. Cant Wait!

he is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ
yes, i'm speaking with poniies now.

... There are good reasons i despise the pony fanbase. Attempting to start flamewars is one of the reasons.

But in any case, yes, toady estemated that the next update will be "Arround the 15th January" on the 1st, But recently sad that the 15th is a likely bet a few days ago.

Well, we can hope, can't we? I really can't wait for necromancy to be implemented. Then your fortress can relive the !FUN!

i hope frakentein-esque monters will be added at some point along with fort-controllable necromancers. just throw him in a pit, along with a needle, some thread, and all of those now use;ess mermaid corpses. unleash the resulting beast apon the gobbo hordes!

Why sew them back together? Have a couple halves of mermaids to strike fear into the pansy Elves' hearts. I don't care if it isn't as effective, it's fun damnit.

 

[adasdad]

actually, that probably would be more effective. loads of small enemies are better than 1 big one, pretty much always.

 

[General-Veok]

No, what Toady said, was that the next release would be out *at minimum* Jan. 17th-ish. Early February is looking much more likely.

(You can trust me! I'm a programmer!)

 

[Jimmybobjr]

No, what Toady said, was that the next release would be out *at minimum* Jan. 17th-ish. Early February is looking much more likely.

(You can trust me! I'm a programmer!)

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98355.0

"...best case would be getting it up on January 15th."

Of course, this is not seen to be false, but i have to defend myself, dont i?