Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Syndrome Conundrum

[greatorder]

Oh hey this is the 100th update. What better way to celebrate than with a ton of confusion and death. It's Reveredtour in a nutshell

you forgot to mention numerou swimming FB's

 

[vallorn]

Elevate Reveredtour to what?

From
"despondent lonely shack in the middle of nowhere. without spikes"
to
"Dire Forboding Bloodstain in the middle of nowhere... with spikes"

 

[Engarde]

Oh, its wonderful! I just was worried Reveredtour wouldn't return to its goblin covered, sealed in heck hole. It's good to be home!

 

[HeWhoFletches]

Oh noes, I died in my first public appearance. Oh well, such is DF. I'd like to join the redwarfing queue, maybe under the name Twizz or something.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Elevate Reveredtour to what?

To the next level of nobility, which would mean Reveredtour becomes a county. Or at least, that's what should happen. The goblins may interfere with this. We shall see!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Elevate Reveredtour to what?

To the next level of nobility, which would mean Reveredtour becomes a county. Or at least, that's what should happen. The goblins may interfere with this. We shall see!

I wonder if there's an opening for Foreign Advisor...

 

[Paugus]

I wonder if there's an opening for Foreign Advisor...

NO.

No.

nnno.

You only have one arm, you couldn't bring elf-speed-pummeling to the fore. Sorry Root.

 

[Frozen_Flame]

YES. Root for Foreign Advisor.

 

[Thecard]

Fuck yeah.

 

[vallorn]

wheres that Migrant wave you mentioned a while back?

 

[greatorder]

YES. Root for Foreign Advisor.

'you don't like it?'
*punches*
'WELL FUCK YOU!'
*hacks with axe*
'HOW ABOUT NOW *****?!?'

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

 

[AlphaEcho]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

 

[greatorder]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

hoohoohoo *grins evilly*

 

[Thecard]

Oh god, dwarf-elf war because the dwarven ambassador kicked the elven king into a forgotten beast pit on a peace mission.

Oopsie!

 

[vallorn]

make some unknown person the foreign adviser. dont give all the jobs to Root and Goden.

 

[Double A]

To lighten the dour mood, a joke:

The French military.

 

[AlphaEcho]

What military?

 

[Internet Kraken]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

 

[sheic99]

EDIT: kraken, I asked before, but what FPS do you have?

It seems to average around 55, which is honestly perfectly playable. It could be a hell of a lot worse. The Gemclod LP was averaging about 10 FPS at best because one of the players did something spoiler-related early on that completely fucked the FPS.

One of the most taxing things on your FPS is the number of dwarves present, as the game as to track pathing for all of them. The rampant death in Reveredtour actually helps keep things manageable in this regard.

And this, making fun that much better.

 

[Smiles]

can my dwarf be a foreign advisor? also, please dont put me in the military.... make me a doctor!