Let's play the superpower lottery!

[Frission]

The lottery screwed me. I got "Enhanced Mortality".

Basically, it's the opposite of immortality. Absolutlely anything can kill me very easily.

It's unique, I'll give it that.

This guy pretty much has the worst "power" EVER. He's perpetually playing "I wanna be the guy".

Does anyone else have a worse power? Anyone?

The OP powers are boring. The useless ones are far more interesting.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Decided to try again and I got Animated shadow, which I like more than Ameterasu powers. Always have a firend, and I can think of a few creative fighting styles with him.

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Doesn't that mean you'll never be able to watch a movie because you'd know what would happen, and videogames would be un- challenging if you knew what the AI would do. Also, wouldn't you go insane knowing all the futures?

Party pooper AWAY!

I imagine I'd be able to filter stuff out.

Well, I hope I'd be able to filter stuff out

 

[Rokwar]

I got Clown Physiology!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clown_Physiology

Rolled a D12 and my super power is... Cartoon Physics!

The user gains the ability to re-write the strict laws of physics in their universe to their convenience and is allowed to overwrite the laws with more lenient and much more absurd physics.

I can foresee the fun of this...

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I know I already did this, but who cares, I do what I want!

Weapon Infusion.

Awwww yeaaaah! >

 

[Hero in a half shell]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day
planner.

No. you got Batman's superpower, I think that means you automatically win the thread, because Batman.

I got Acidic Blood, so stand back, or I'll bleed on you!

 

[shrekfan246]

I know I already did this, but who cares, I do what I want!

Weapon Infusion.

Awwww yeaaaah! >

Oh yeah? Well I got Spell Creation next!

Yeah, that's right. I can create new magic on the fly.

 

[TKretts3]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_Deduction
I got Photographic Deduction, "See connections in whatever you are investigating and process them with extraordinary speed."

Can I buy another spin?

Why would you do that? You're basically Sherlock Freaking Holmes! Think of all the reward money from cases solved, if nothing else!

Money? Well now this sounds a lot more interesting.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I know I already did this, but who cares, I do what I want!

Weapon Infusion.

Awwww yeaaaah! >

Oh yeah? Well I got Spell Creation next!

Yeah, that's right. I can create new magic on the fly.

Pffft, whatever.

I can kill you with a fly, how about them apples?

 

[shrekfan246]

I know I already did this, but who cares, I do what I want!

Weapon Infusion.

Awwww yeaaaah! >

Oh yeah? Well I got Spell Creation next!

Yeah, that's right. I can create new magic on the fly.

Pffft, whatever.

I can kill you with a fly, how about them apples?

Obviously I would just create a spell that drains your weapon infusion.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Elemental Flight. So basically just flight. Eh, could be worse.

 

[el_kabong]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day
planner.

No. you got Batman's superpower, I think that means you automatically win the thread, because Batman.

Of all the things that make Batman interesting, I have never heard anyone reference his planning skills as an enviable feature. I would much prefer the physical prowess, awesome gadgets, deductive reasoning skills (not the same as preparedness), or his money.

Come to think of it, Batman isn't a SUPER-human at all. His abilities are not beyond the conceivable bound of human ability. Therefore, calling being prepared a superpower is a misnomer.

 

[Dragoon]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

So basically my power is reversing everyone else's powers. If you're immortal I make you super mortal, if you're omnipotent I can make you unable to do anything. I think I win.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I know I already did this, but who cares, I do what I want!

Weapon Infusion.

Awwww yeaaaah! >

Oh yeah? Well I got Spell Creation next!

Yeah, that's right. I can create new magic on the fly.

Pffft, whatever.

I can kill you with a fly, how about them apples?

Obviously I would just create a spell that drains your weapon infusion.

Well that's just silly since I can make a weapon out of anything.

Only silly people would think that, so don't be!

 

[rory12345]

Universal Manipulation. Pretty cool!

 

[Leemaster777]

Time for a reroll:

Electromagnetic Wave Physiology

Neat. I'm basically invulnerable.

 

[TheSapphireKnight]

Metal Manipulation.

Toph and Magneto all rolled up into one. I'll take it.

 

[Leemaster777]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day
planner.

No. you got Batman's superpower, I think that means you automatically win the thread, because Batman.

Of all the things that make Batman interesting, I have never heard anyone reference his planning skills as an enviable feature. I would much prefer the physical prowess, awesome gadgets, deductive reasoning skills (not the same as preparedness), or his money.

Come to think of it, Batman isn't a SUPER-human at all. His abilities are not beyond the conceivable bound of human ability. Therefore, calling being prepared a superpower is a misnomer.

Dude, why are you complaining? You win the thread. Period. No matter WHO comes at you, guess what? You're prepared to take them down.

Someone with fire powers comes at you? You've got a flame-retardent foam bomb with their name on it.

Some guy with super-strength after you? You've had those titanium-alloy cuffs ready for WEEKS.

Man with Shark Physiology on your tail? Three words: Bat Shark Repellent.

 

[Savryc]

I just got Magic http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic

From the page that apparently gives me every type of magic ever thought of, seems op but fuck it those bank vaults won't empty themselves.

 

[CTYR]

Destiny Manipulation.
...
What in the world does that mean? Can I choose who does what? So that means I can make it so everyone lives or dies?

 

[mayney93]

Air manipulation, I am the Last airbender! cool, think i'll do what they did in chronicle, the go to other cities and fly about, not become a f*cked up physcopath bit.