Let's play the superpower lottery!

Ruedyn

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Dear god this thread exploded in popularity over night.
Matthew94 said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Athleticism

I lost pretty badly.

The power to perform acrobatic and gymnastic feats beyond those of even trained human athletes. A sub-power of Enhanced Condition.
Fuck.
On the bright side you could go to the olympics and show them how it's fucking done.
 

Varil

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Lightning_Manipulation

Not my first choice, but the ability to annihilate anything in a single blast at least sounds pretty awesome.
 

Drummie666

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Miasma Emission.

So I can spew different forms of gasses from my mouth and or skin. Toxic stuff, pheromone manipulation, sleeping gas.

Yeah, that'd be pretty awesome.
 

voidraz

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Container_Imprisonment
...huh. FIRST ONE TO MESS WITH ME GOES IN THE BOX!
It's a small, cramped box. I'll probably throw it to the bottom of a lake or something. You won't wake up for a thousand years or so when it's time to conquer Earth.

*sigh* Anyone needs a demon imprisoned, I'll be at the bar.
 

Ruedyn

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Decided to try again and I got Animated shadow, which I like more than Ameterasu powers. Always have a firend, and I can think of a few creative fighting styles with him.
Daystar Clarion said:
Doesn't that mean you'll never be able to watch a movie because you'd know what would happen, and videogames would be un- challenging if you knew what the AI would do. Also, wouldn't you go insane knowing all the futures?

Party pooper AWAY!
 

Ruedyn

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voidraz said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Container_Imprisonment
...huh. FIRST ONE TO MESS WITH ME GOES IN THE BOX!
It's a small, cramped box. I'll probably throw it to the bottom of a lake or something. You won't wake up for a thousand years or so when it's time to conquer Earth.

*sigh* Anyone needs a demon imprisoned, I'll be at the bar.
You'd make a convincing mime too :D
 

TKretts3

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_Deduction
I got Photographic Deduction, "See connections in whatever you are investigating and process them with extraordinary speed."

Can I buy another spin?
 

TWEWYFan

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TKretts3 said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_Deduction
I got Photographic Deduction, "See connections in whatever you are investigating and process them with extraordinary speed."

Can I buy another spin?
Why would you do that? You're basically Sherlock Freaking Holmes! Think of all the reward money from cases solved, if nothing else!
 

Frission

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Water beast form?

So, what I can become a shark man? The kraken?

I'm okay with that, although it is a limited power. It just means that everyone will have to be careful when taking a swim.
Heh.

Avalanche91 said:
Xenarthra Physiology......

The user takes on or has the traits and abilities of xenathrans, including anteaters, tree sloths, and armadillos.

THIS. IS. STUPID.

Electro-Aero Mixture

Basically airbending and electric manupilation. Much better then.....Xenarthra Physiology. I refuse to believe that it counts as a superpower.
If it's any consolation no one will eat you in the form of tree sloth man. They're so lazy that moss starts growing on them.

For my second roll I get:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Horsemen_Physiology
The power of the four horsemen.
Damn. The only one who got anything on me is the guy who got omnipotence.
 

Daroesb

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Mountain Manipulation

Power to control the mountains and everything in them.

If only i lived around/on a mountain
 

el_kabong

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day planner.
 

Deamonian

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naturakinetic combat: The ability to infuse one's physical abilities with elemental power.
I'm fine with that.
 

Latenz1134

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I got 'Universal Force Constructs'.
I "can turn Universal forces into tools, objects, weapons and other items, create semi-living constructs and/or create structures/buildings of varying permanence. Users who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need."

Very awesome.
 

Frission

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el_kabong said:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness

Taxes paid...one month early!

I got the short end of the superpower stick. A power that can easily be affected by a day planner.
What about boomerang man? Or the incredible sloth man? Or the Paint Master? Or super able to predict one's own death, but not be able to do anything about it?

At least you can be batman. Sorta. Or just be a great bureaucrat.
 

shrekfan246

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Phoenix Physiology. I have the ability to manipulate fire, flight, the ability to regenerate wounds and even resurrect myself after death, as well as the possibility of shapeshifting into a phoenix itself.

I think I'm satisfied with that.