Let's play the superpower lottery!

[megasamus1]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation

According to article 6054001 Section 1337A of the laws of the universe (Which I just made up): I win. I always win.

I am the law.

 

[The Funslinger]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

 

[The Funslinger]

Mind Exchange:
Users can take over the mind of another, this may or may not accompany the target taking the mind of the user. Some users have changed so many times that they no longer know which body is their own. Some users can inhabit more than one mind at a time, producing a limited Hive Mind.

Also called:
Mind Swap
Body Swap
Brain Switch
Metempsychosis
Body Hopping
Body Switching

Honestly:

So... you're Captain Ginyu?

Try not to get stuck in the body of a frog.

 

[Kirtap]

Spatial Mimicry
The ability to occupy a certain amount of physical, three-dimensional space without using physical form
Not very useful but pretty freaking rad.

 

[Rednog]

Mind Exchange:
Users can take over the mind of another, this may or may not accompany the target taking the mind of the user. Some users have changed so many times that they no longer know which body is their own. Some users can inhabit more than one mind at a time, producing a limited Hive Mind.

Also called:
Mind Swap
Body Swap
Brain Switch
Metempsychosis
Body Hopping
Body Switching

Honestly:

So... you're Captain Ginyu?

Try not to get stuck in the body of a frog.

I'm practicing my poses right now.
I'm going to strike fear in my enemies when they see my super special pose #18.

 

[DugMachine]

Mountain Manipulation: Power to control the mountains and everything in them.

Mountain

Fucking

Manipulation.

HELLS YES

 

[The Funslinger]

Mind Exchange:
Users can take over the mind of another, this may or may not accompany the target taking the mind of the user. Some users have changed so many times that they no longer know which body is their own. Some users can inhabit more than one mind at a time, producing a limited Hive Mind.

Also called:
Mind Swap
Body Swap
Brain Switch
Metempsychosis
Body Hopping
Body Switching

Honestly:

So... you're Captain Ginyu?

Try not to get stuck in the body of a frog.

I'm practicing my poses right now.
I'm going to strike fear in my enemies when they see my super special pose #18.

Be sure to take over an energy manipulator (ideally with ascended physiology) for the full effect.

 

[Tiger Sora]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping

The ability to bend and contort elemental matter to achieve any number of specific affects. A combination of Telekinetic Teleportation and Elemental Manipulation.

Users has ability to generate and manipulate elemental forces to accomplish amazing feats. Much like Spatial Manipulation, the ability itself is derived from the user's own force of will and depends highly on imagination. Any form of matter is surrounded by an element of the user's choosing and is manipulated as such. Some extremely high level users may be able to bend ambient energy, human emotion, and/or conscious thought.

So I'm like a bender, but better. Awesome power!

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Let's see what universe-bending powers I get: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Additional_Limbs

Huh.

Answer Manipulation. I can change, control and manipulate the answer to any question.

So, somewhere between omnipotence and wish-granting, I need to get a sidekick to ask me the questions I want to change the answer to.

Is the sidekick position still open? I promise that Extra-Arms-Man will be a faithful servant, plus I can grow some extra heads and ask a bunch of questions at once!

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

I think you do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNgHOGKzLWs
Watch out, ladies! Daystar is prowling the bars, and he know exactly what to say.
Also, there's a scene later in the movie where he uses his foreknowledge to run through a bunch of snipers, 'learning' exactly how to avoid getting shot, but I can't find it. So Froggy Slayer can suck on that.

 

[deathninja]

Black Lightning Manipulation:

-Voltage of black lightning surpasses normal electricity
-Incredible destructive potential
-Mystical properties may allow it to bypass insulation like rubber

FRY ALL THE THINGS!

 

[Bamcrash]

Went back to the wiki to see what other random powers I could get. In three pages I wound up back to Dark Matter Manipulation. It was destined to be.

Also, it is really fun to read up on all the powers. Thank you OP, for giving me something to do for the afternoon.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

 

[mateushac]

Fuck yeah healing kisses... Except from now on I'll choose whom I want to heal

 

[Garrett]

Pyrokinetic Combat [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Combat]
The power to fuse fire and physical combat.

Not half bad.

Captcha: how about that!
Yeah captcha, pyrokinetic cbat, how about that!

 

[Felipe Nurwandi]

Speed Swimming.
SPEED SWIMMING.

My luck is terrible.

 

[synobal]

I got Gargoyle Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gargoyle_Physiology] which I thought sucked but apparently it is pretty good.
Applications:

Camouflage
Dermal Armor
Enhanced Durability
Enhanced Regeneration
Enhanced Strength
Night Vision
Wallcrawling
Wing Manifestation granting Gliding or Flight

Limitations
May have a hard time returning to normal.
May be limited to being active during the night.

Even if I'm limited to only using it at night that is pretty freaking awesome.

 

[The Funslinger]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Dimensional Entity Physiology.

I can bend time, space and reality to my will.

Check, and mate.

Being a God, lol brb.

Boring god powers?

Yawn


I like having extreme spidey sense, thank you very much

Yes, but with my reality bending abilities and a little time skewing, I can render your precognition useless!

Face it, you're like the Hawkeye to my Hulk in this

 

[Lunar Templar]

Pressure Resistance

The Power to be resistant to high amounts of pressure or gravity.

>.> not bad i guess *trys again*

Darkforce Manipulation

Power to create/summon and control dark energy.

fuck yeah

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Hindu Deity Physiology. [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindu_Deity_Physiology]
I think I win.