Devil May Cry 3 - Beowulf is too damn slow. They won't kiss something that you never hit them with, Dante. Also, shitty camera, horrible puzzles, and it's not difficult, god dammit, it's just FUCKING ANNOYING.
Team Fortress 2 - People bitching about how the old TF2 was better. It just makes me want to stop playing, go back and time, and tell them "IN THE FUTURE YOU WHINE ABOUT TF2 BECAUSE... HAT!" Granted, I haven't played TF2 before it became free, but still.
Zelda (That one Zelda, y'know, all of them) - GO COLLECT THIS/THESE MAGICAL OBJECTS TO FIGHT GANON. Also retarded Yeti thing and ice level. ICE LEVELS. FFFFFFFFFFFF
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite:
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
Diablos used dig! But it failed...
EDIT: Oh yeah, and Marathon. It's too fucking dark to see anything.