Make up your own rule!

[strangemoose]

every monday is everyone hates monday day where there is no school or work

 

[Silly_Billy]

Any one with very strong and open political views will be sentenced to death if they are not reasonable or knowledgeable about politics. THIS MEAND YOU, GLENN BECK!

 

[The Kangaroo]

NO THONGS!!!

People have to apply for a thong permit, which must be checked monthly, to determine whether they are suitable for such garments.

all people who wear thongs without a permit must floss daily with said thongs.

Thank you for the image of a fat woman flossing

Your welcome

LET IT BURN YOUR EYES!!!

Spoiler: I'm sorry I just had to put a spoiler on this

YOU BASTARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! THERE ARE ENOUGH ROLLS THERE TO START A BAKERY!!!

I'd say 2 maybe 3 bakeries

 

[The Kangaroo]

every monday is everyone hates monday day where there is no school or work

Would that not be unproductive?

 

[Cody211282]

NO THONGS!!!
NO FANBOYS!!
Every Wedensday is I love my President Day.

so can every thursday be my president is a retard day?

 

[Greyfall]

Excessive delay of any video game release will result in the governmental takeover of the corporation in question. There will be an execution, chosen by lottery, of 1 high ranking non-development personnel per week the game is not finished and released (past the 1 month grace period).

 

[Cody211282]

Any one with very strong and open political views will be sentenced to death if they are not reasonable or knowledgeable about politics. THIS MEAND YOU, GLENN BECK!

It could also mean you, political views are opinions if you dont like them you dont have to listen or watch, I dont like michal moore so i dont watch his movies

 

[The Kangaroo]

NO THONGS!!!

People have to apply for a thong permit, which must be checked monthly, to determine whether they are suitable for such garments.

all people who wear thongs without a permit must floss daily with said thongs.

Thank you for the image of a fat woman flossing

Your welcome

LET IT BURN YOUR EYES!!!

Spoiler: I'm sorry I just had to put a spoiler on this

YOU BASTARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! THERE ARE ENOUGH ROLLS THERE TO START A BAKERY!!!

I'd say 2 maybe 3 bakeries

wait...what kind of bakeries are they? are they danish bakeries?

Nope French

 

[ottenni]

42.- Talk like a pirate day will be nationally endorced and enforced.

Yarrr.

 

[Silly_Billy]

Any one with very strong and open political views will be sentenced to death if they are not reasonable or knowledgeable about politics. THIS MEAND YOU, GLENN BECK!

It could also mean you, political views are opinions if you dont like them you dont have to listen or watch, I dont like michal moore so i dont watch his movies

I mean if you are going to say your against Healthcare reform, I will disagree but I will not insult you or demean your beliefs... if you have a reason to think that other than "It is Socialism!" or "Who knows what the bill says? IT IS A THOUSAND PAGES LONG!"

Don't get me wrong. There are idiots of both sides.

 

[J-Alfred]

1337/nerd speak will be an acceptable foreign language choice in high school.

 

[Cody211282]

NO THONGS!!!
NO FANBOYS!!
Every Wensday is I love my President Day.

so can every thursday be my president is a retard day?

only in secret. IF you celebrate it in public you must sit through twenty four hours of miley crysus singing and than watch her show for 48 hours.

na ill rebel and do it everyday, screw the man

 

[S-Unleashed]

Any attacks on religions such as mocking or beatings shall be dealt with a trillion dollar fine.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

My law submission: "If you say you play guitar, and only really know the requisite three chords to get laid and only own an acoustic. The fingers on your fretting hand are hereby removed."

And in regards to the 'no combining two words' law. Would the word, 'instrumentality' count as bad? Because it serves a purpose and has a definition in my mind.

"Instrumentality: A high level understanding of a musical instrument and knowledge of it's use." Thats not bad right? Just checking. -braces for slap-

 

[duckypwns]

If you wish to wear lingerie / sexy clothing, you must obtain a permit to do so.

 

[Cody211282]

NO THONGS!!!
NO FANBOYS!!
Every Wensday is I love my President Day.

so can every thursday be my president is a retard day?

only in secret. IF you celebrate it in public you must sit through twenty four hours of miley crysus singing and than watch her show for 48 hours.

na ill rebel and do it everyday, screw the man

every day ending in y is fight the power day lol so yeah...

sweet i like that rule

 

[Hokutan]

You have to take a test to breed
You can't wear camo in a public place

 

[chris11246]

Anyone found complaining that something is offensive to a group that they are not in shall be punished by law.

All people must be able to take criticism and have a sense of humor which will be tested yearly.

Edit:
Anyone who quotes out of context shall be punished regardless of whether they're right or wrong. You must give the person who is being quoted a fair fight. (im looking at you silly billy and read the whole thing before responding)

Political attack ads will also be banned.

 

[Aqualung]

Any wild bear must be captured, trained, and given laser vision. Laser-vision bear uprisings are not tolerable. (Should one occur, we shall switch to laser vision sharks.

 

[Cody211282]

NO THONGS!!!
NO FANBOYS!!
Every Wensday is I love my President Day.

so can every thursday be my president is a retard day?

only in secret. IF you celebrate it in public you must sit through twenty four hours of miley crysus singing and than watch her show for 48 hours.

na ill rebel and do it everyday, screw the man

every day ending in y is fight the power day lol so yeah...

sweet i like that rule

yeah but if you are fighting the power you are fighting the government than you are fighting the government that made that rule. Ironic no?

true, eh oh well