Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'

[Strategia]

Wait, so they're making an entire console just for porn? Isn't that what the Internet is for?

Also, I smell the inevitable "Xbox - Sexbox" lawsuit incoming.

 

[XJ-0461]

Spoiler: This sums up my feelings towards this...

This is one of the few times I would use an image like that.

 

[wewontdie11]

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to Red Ring of Death.

Oh man I lol'd at that.

Yea it's all well and good being able to bump uglies with your console but I want to know who the hell is going to produce these titles? I can't see any reputable design teams touching this with a barge poll, probably meaning a return to those interactive strip poker games.

Edit:

Apparently whores have gone out of style (they're not just for sex, you know.)

If whores could have a slogan that should be it.

 

[JanatUrlich]

SWEET!

 

[paragon1]

HAHAHAHA!! Oh, wait, your serious? Really, I don't know what I can say that wasn't said on the first page soooo.... yeah. Oh wait, I got it! Who doesn't need the sex box because he has two hands and an internet connection? Everyone whose ever been to this or any other site ever!

 

[ae86gamer]

This has Jack Thompson written all over it.

[http://photobucket.com/images/jack%20thompson] [small]And I know that nobody likes him, and nobody wants to see him.... ever.[/small]

Besides, can't people who want to see porn just go on the internet?

 

[Notsomuch]

I hope for their sake that Nintendo has not already patented the dildo peripheral.

 

[shifty89]

I hope for their sake that Nintendo has not already patented the dildo peripheral.

dosent the Wii remote with its rubber cover kinda cover that one already?

I cant see this console workign too wel, i mean come on can you see yourself walking into game stop and actually asking to buy one?

 

[TheLefty]

Great now my friends and I can't use "Sex Box" as a joke for Xbox.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Can you fuck it?
Scientist: what?
Can you fuck it?
Scientist: no! of course not!


Not worth it

 

[Satin6T]

I'd totally buy it, if only to brag that I had a sex box

oh yeah and price... less than a wii i guess depending on how good it is

 

[IamQ]

I wonder how Fox News will take this...

 

[Pendragon9]

If the Sexbox can also shoot missiles and make me french toast in the morning, I'd pay for one. Otherwise it's just trying to do what my internet already does.

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

As for your thought experiment, I'm glad you are so determined to make us think about watching movies with mom but I have yet to honestly care. Neither is really bothersome and most porn channels aren't constant access anyway. You could go the point of Showtime playing one of its softcore features but I would avoid that simply because I don't want to think about sex with my mother present. It isn't about shame, it is simply about the fact that I have no desire to engage in ANY kind of sexual stimuli with my mother about.

When you say: "it is simply about the fact that I have no desire to engage in ANY kind of sexual stimuli with my mother about" that's EXACTLY what I meant.

Find me one place I said it was about shame. Until you do, we don't need nasty little twits like you around here who are going to attack strawmen as a way of behaving like pricks towards other posters.

Right, right. Of course, your master plan was to state the incredibly obvious, after discussing the merits of your penis. Care to elaborate on that nugget of common wisdom?

I am honestly curious to see where this goes. Please, enlighten us about your magical point where you state the obvious that 99.99% of people have no desire to be around their mom's when a porn is playing.