Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'

[Arcane Azmadi]

Well, this is a stupid idea. Not even Japan has bothered dedicating an entire console to porn games, and they have an ENTIRE INDUSTRY based around them.

 

[MrGFunk]

Aren't similar things already available to attach to a PC - they must be right?

Why would you want this on display under your living room TV?
"Hey guys, check out my new SexBox console... come on it's got multiplayer..."

 

[undeadfly]

I think i would rather just shoot stuff on my regular old xbox 360 and have sex with my wife.
No need to give some asshole money to do one and half do the other when I have both already.

 

[zahr]

4chan's /d/ and /rs/ boards already give me all the hentai and pornography I need, thanks.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Finally. Apparently, sticking your chap into any of the current-generation consoles tends to break them.

 

[Amnestic]

Finally. Apparently, sticking your chap into any of the current-generation consoles tends to break them.

You can fit your man in the dvd slots on a 360?

I don't wanna use words like "Tiny" or "shrimp" but...come on

 

[similar.squirrel]

Finally. Apparently, sticking your chap into any of the current-generation consoles tends to break them.

You can fit your man in the dvd slots on a 360?

I don't wanna use words like "Tiny" or "shrimp" but...come on

Who said dvd slot?
Annnyway..This may attract mod attention, so no more.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

So many jokes to make. SO many replies to go through to see if someone already has. Either way sex games are stupid. The only people that would want something like this i would imagine would be people to young to buy it for themselves anyway.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Quel horreur! I dread to think of the plug and play peripherals.

 

[ckam]

There's a reason why there's a song called "The Internet is for Porn".

 

[wrecker77]

Everey kid will want one!

Who can argue against it with AAA titles like

Littlebigorgie
Gang bang fantasy
Left 4 rape
Fable......Buttsex.

 

[teutonicman]

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW CHICKA WOW WOW
The second game to be supported by the sexbox 69, Ninja Gaiden 2.

 

[xXZer0]

Y wouldn't a lonely loser use the money he'd use for this console and for games on something else like hookers

 

[clicketycrack]

Ewww gross.

 

[AvsJoe]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

Behold, the DVD rewinder. [http://failbox.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/untitled-2.jpg]

Hloy Carp! That can't be real. That's gotta be Photoshop. I cannot wrap my head around how incredibly stupid that invention is (not to mention the clueless people who purchase it.

Also, that was set up perfectly. Way to knock that out of the ballpark.

 

[internetzealot1]

Oh, I already have one of these. Except I call mine a computer

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well this console is going to fail. Can you really see a guy walking into a packed games store and buying one of these? Plus as the article said, we can use the internets for free!

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

I demand a free sex box.

God Damn the porn market to Hell.

 

[Chipperz]

OK, so many of you don't seem to be getting why this is good, I thought I'd explain it with crayons. Sadly, my scanner's on the fritz so I'll try to explain it in words of one syllable or less;

Yank mum buys grown up game for her child (child is twat, whined). Grown up game makes Yank mum cry as grown up game is on "child" X Box. Yank mum gets mad, blames grown up game. All games set back 'cos Yank mum stupid.

Or...

Yank mum tries to buy grown up game for her child (child is spoilt ****. Mum can't read box). Grown up game on grown up Sex Box, not X Box. Yank mum wont buy Sex Box for spoilt child 'cos it's name has bad words in it, like "sex" and "poo". Yank mum no gets mad, no blame grown up game. No games set back 'cos Yank mum stupid.

There, I hop that settled things for everyone. If there are still problems, I'll attempt to explain this again with Microsoft Paint.

 

[Woem]

OK, so many of you don't seem to be getting why this is good, I thought I'd explain it with crayons. Sadly, my scanner's on the fritz so I'll try to explain it in words of one syllable or less;

Yank mum buys grown up game for her child (child is twat, whined). Grown up game makes Yank mum cry as grown up game is on "child" X Box. Yank mum gets mad, blames grown up game. All games set back 'cos Yank mum stupid.

Or...

Yank mum tries to buy grown up game for her child (child is spoilt ****. Mum can't read box). Grown up game on grown up Sex Box, not X Box. Yank mum wont buy Sex Box for spoilt child 'cos it's name has bad words in it, like "sex" and "poo". Yank mum no gets mad, no blame grown up game. No games set back 'cos Yank mum stupid.

There, I hop that settled things for everyone. If there are still problems, I'll attempt to explain this again with Microsoft Paint.

Please do so.