Meet The All-Female Ghostbusters Team

[Vault101]

Hilarious. You know this move was made for one type of person. I'll give you a hint, it usually looks like the one on the far right of the image.
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it was made for female comedy actresses? for mellisa mcarthy? you lost me there

unleeeeeeeeeessssss you were implying it was made for "fat" [footnote/](AKA unappealing to my little man downstairs Via conventional standards)[/footnote] femenists [footnote/]CAUSE ALL FEMENISTS AND SJW'S ARE FAT AND DO NOT PLEASE THE D WHY ELSE WOULD THEY CARE!!??[/footnote] who do nothing but complain on tumblr? [footnote/]seriously though proper attractive women subsist on nothing but male vailidation and therefore do not "feminism" and hurt my feelings by condemning things I like[/footnote]

because as we all know a whole woman cast is purely pandering unlike an all MALE cast because men are in fact humanitys default

OH BUT YOURE NOT SAYING THAT ARE YOU? no of coarse not

fuck me escapist you do not disappoint

YOU GUISE DO NOT DISSAPOINT

Put me down for team "this is gimmicky as hell."

obviously...devations from the accepted default (ie men) is a gimmick

*siiiigghhh*

- The humor will likely revolve around 'women humor' and 'women problems'
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as opposed to [I/]obviously superior[/I] bro humour which we see in....hmmm 99% of mainstream comedies

I mean the hangover was a fucking masterpiece amiright?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

So many delicious tears.

How can everyone always have such strong opinions (usually in contrary) to everything??

I don't know. How do you do it?

 

[Vault101]

I sense you're either reaching or projecting here.

have you been on a forum discussing that since like...forever?

[quote/]That said, I'm not sure THESE women can run around with proton packs. I'm unsure how active their normal roles are and am unsure how active they will be in the movies along with how active they will be while wearing the packs. That and I don't know how much the packs themselves weigh, they could just be empty plastic models. And EVEN THEN, body doubles for those scenes or CGI or some other Hollywood trick.[/quote]
woman are not such delicate things they break from wearing a slightly heavy backpack

[quote/]Fawk I let myself be baited into that response.[/quote]
no...you gave that response all by yourself

Oh Melissa McCarthy...you poor, poor woman.

Someone really needs to sit her down and explain she was only liked in Bridesmaids because she was the Ugly One. Just like Maya Rudolph was What's Her Face, Rose Byrne was So-And-So Kristen Wiig was Cheerleader!

I think she's doing just fine (and she's funny)...women and attractiveness/comedy in relation to sexism and society is a whooole other can of worms

[quote/]No girlfriend would have brought their boyfriend to a movie about marriage if Melissa McCarthy's character was funnier than her, more clever than her, more out going than her and hotter than her.
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I love how you frame this as everything revolving around male validation and/or women are so silly they're scared a fictional character will steal their boyfriend away

its not like they could enjoy the movie and find it funny....nuh uh

 

[MerlinCross]

woman are not such delicate things they break from wearing a slightly heavy

Oh yes good to know that these 4 women are the peak of what the female gender can do physically.

No it was a jab at anyone who would try to make that argument of "Hey they're girls they're not strong enough to run around". I'm more interested in whole physically strong the actresses are. To my limited knowledge of the 4, they haven't been running around with heavy packs on in their movies. I could be wrong, I don't watch movies period anymore. And hell, they'd probably go through some exercises or something to carry them IF they are in fact heavy. And even if they don't, body doubles are a thing. I'm not saying they can't be ghostbusters because 'hurr durr girls will snap like twigs'.

But hey, you keep injecting your thoughts on other people.

 

[Vault101]

So one type of shit is better than another type of shit nowadays?

dpends what you think is shit

I thought bridesmaids was fucking hilarious and people feel the need to hate it because *gasp* it was female centric, and we all know anything to do with feeeeeamles is inferior

not to metion the gender disparity in comedy blah blah blah

But hey, you keep injecting your thoughts on other people.

I apologise if I read your intention wrong

its just that (typically) whenever something to do with feeeeeemales comes up everyone has the urge to nitpick the hell out of everything (ie: fitness levels of the actresses like that's effing relevant)

 

[MerlinCross]

its just that (typically) whenever something to do with feeeeeemales comes up everyone has the urge to nitpick the hell out of everything (ie: fitness levels of the actresses like that's effing relevant)

Eh decided to bring it up since the guy I was addressing was trying to either inject or mock the whole "women can't wield swords" thing that is currently a thing. Perhaps I tried to hard and seemed believable. To me if people would bring up "can't wear photon packs" which he was the first one to do so(here. are people actually trying to claim that elsewhere?), I couldn't see it because there's so many different ways to get around it, several which I listed. There's no logical reason to say they can't be ghostbusters just because of the pack.

And actually it has raised up some questions for me. How much do those packs weigh, and are they hollow plastic now? Are they going to go back to the first pack models, or will they redesign them? Ooooooh, forget people being angry about women ghostbusters, the fanbase will implode if the Photonpacks look different. At least some sections of it.

 

[MerlinCross]

Wait, people are saying shit about photonpacks? I mean a sword/combat I can understand, but carrying what is essentially an over-glorified backpack? Don't think I've seen anyone making this argument outside of your facetious one.

A female Ghostbusters team doesn't make any sense... women can't even wield longswords, how the heck are they going to manage a proton pack!

This guy. Maybe I went overboard with this bait. I mean yeah I let myself get baited but maybe there actually is someone out there thinking that.

That and I think I suck at satire. Or mocking, or whatever I was actually trying to do there. I think I was trying to make fun of trying to bring that argument into a different topic.

 

[FirstNameLastName]

Put me down for team "this is gimmicky as hell."

obviously...devations from the accepted default (ie men) is a gimmick

*siiiigghhh*

Ah, but of course, it's because it has women in it that makes it gimmicky ... as opposed to the fact that it's a reboot of an old film with its entire marketing based around the fact that they have gender swapped the characters for no reason other than to gender swap the characters.

The concept would be just as gimmicky if they re-made Sex And The City with all the characters gender swapped, and then proceeded to say, "look look, guys, it's Sex And The City, only men! We've made all the women into men! Oh, did we forget to mention we made all the women into men? Because we did! It's an all male cast, isn't that fun?"

The fact that it's a reboot of a beloved classic is already enough to give the film an uphill struggle to endear itself to us, but gender swapping is just makes it even steeper.

 

[VonBrewskie]

Finger's crossed. The original Ghostbusters was a weird movie. I love it with all of my heart. Here's hoping these girls use their skills to make something special. I just can't get in a rage about "my childhood being plundered" anymore. It's just business. I think Ray, Egon, Peter and Winston would be chill about this, tbh. They were always husslin'.

 

[The Bucket]

Why does anyone care? This movie will be terrible whether the actors are male or female

 

[RandV80]

Wait, people are saying shit about photonpacks? I mean a sword/combat I can understand, but carrying what is essentially an over-glorified backpack? Don't think I've seen anyone making this argument outside of your facetious one.

A female Ghostbusters team doesn't make any sense... women can't even wield longswords, how the heck are they going to manage a proton pack!

This guy. Maybe I went overboard with this bait. I mean yeah I let myself get baited but maybe there actually is someone out there thinking that.

That and I think I suck at satire. Or mocking, or whatever I was actually trying to do there. I think I was trying to make fun of trying to bring that argument into a different topic.

Yes sorry there was that Dragon Age: Inquisition article on Friday refuting people who apparently were complaining about how unrealistic it was for women to wield long swords in the game cause long swords are so heavy and whatever, so I couldn't help myself here

 

[Callate]

I've liked what I've seen of Wiig. McCarthy... can be good. No, really. She was terrific in Gilmore Girls, and pretty damn funny in The Heat, and I thought she was okay in Bridesmaids. But the likes of Identity Thief and Tammy cause me to suspect that she needs a writer who can give her good material and a director who can find the charming and relatable rather than just the raunchy and gross.

I'll be curious about the result, but right now I'm nervous that the "smart one/sassy black one/pretty ditz/clumsy fat one" descriptor may prove way too apt. No chance that, for example, McCarthy turns out to be the one who designs their equipment? Or Jones is quiet, sensible, and cautious?

...Probably not.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

While I was never pinning any hopes on any reboot of Ghostbusters, male or female, I think it's funny that this is adaptation still isn't as hilariously diverse as the cartoon Extreme Ghostbusters:

We have our white guy, also pulling double duty as the one with a disability. Our chick, doubling in for the troubled goth/occult fan. A (I think) Mexican guy, who is also a slacker and the black guy, doubling up as the tech/mechanic.

Also Slimer, Janine and Egon (RIP, Harold Ramis)

 

[MerlinCross]

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But didn't that show fail? Or not get anywhere near the number the REAL Ghostbusters cartoon got(I mean it's actually called "The Real Ghostbusters")

 

[Li Mu]

1. If they wanted to increase diversity why not have a mixed gender team to show true modern day sensibilities on equality?
2. Since 2 of them were involved in Bridesmaids I expect the 'comedy' to be utterly utterly awful and cringe inducing (even if individually they are decent comedians) and will put it in the same barrel of rotten apples that includes movies like The Hangover.

Yeah. It's not the fact that they are women which bothers me. It's the fact that;
1. It's a Ghostbusters film without the REAL Ghostbusters in it.
2. It's being directed and made by the people who created Bridesmaids, which was about as enjoyable as being kicked in the balls.

So we can expect jokes about bodily functions somehow involving ghosts. Perhaps Slimer will fly out of the nose of one of the women and then they'll poop all over each other whilst vomiting. It'll certainly be considered 'comedy' by some people.
Sadly for me, I stopped finding poop jokes funny when I was around 14 or 15, so this film probably isn't aimed at me.

But of course, we are all speculating. None of us have seen the film and perhaps it will end up being one of the greatest movies of all time.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I think what I just wrote will be funnier than any jokes featured in the film.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Man I would be on the fence instead of against this if they put Tina Fey and Amy Pohler in if only because I think their pretty funny and would have the chemistry to maybe help this thing do alright but as of right now I don't have high hopes for this movie.

 

[GabeZhul]

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But didn't that show fail? Or not get anywhere near the number the REAL Ghostbusters cartoon got(I mean it's actually called "The Real Ghostbusters")

It's called "The Real Ghostbusters" because of trademark-leeching. In short:

-In 1975, there was an old and rather dumb live-action comedy TV series called "The Ghost Busters", featuring a group of bumbling detectives and a gorilla (yes, I am serious) investigating ghost-related incidents.

-In 1984, Ghostbusters came out and became a smash hit. It was one of the biggest franchises at the time, with all the toys, tie-ins and other money-making wheels spinning full throttle. Of course everyone wanted a slice of the pie, like Paramount claiming that the ghost in the iconic logo was ripping of Casper or Filmation (the aforementioned TV show's creators) claiming the titles were too similar. In the case of the latter, Columbia Pictures had to actually license the name for them to avoid a hefty lawsuit, proving that patent/copyright bullying is not a new thing at all.

-In 1986, the Ghostbusters phenomena still running high, Filmation made an animated sequel series to the 1975 live action The Ghost Busters for no other reason than to solidify their claim on the "Ghostbusters" title and to try and practically con kids who were still hyped for the movie into watching their crappy TV show.
This was a problem for Columbia Pictures because they also made a cartoon series actually based on the movie, but now they couldn't just call it "Ghostbusters" because of trademarking and because it would have only confused kids even further. Thus the series became "The Real Ghostbusters", just to spite Filmation.

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As for this particular movie, I say the same thing I have said several months ago when the news first came out: I would have no problem with a Ghostbusters reboot. I would have no problem with a female cast. What I do find problematic is that this movie pretty much exemplifies the problem with the effects of the whole modern "feminism"/"political correctness" movement.

Just look at it this way: People are clamoring for female protagonist. So what does Hollywood do? Instead of looking out for a good screenplay with a female protagonist they just take a franchise, gender-flip the characters, use it as an excuse for a reboot and then parade around saying "Look! We have not only one but FOUR female protagonists! We are so progressive!", which practically just means "We are pandering to your feminist sensibilities without putting in any effort! If you are part of the movement, give us all your money or you are a hypocrite!"

It's just cold and cynical to the point I find it disturbing.