Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[Cool Welshy]

OMG, it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how didn't anyone get that?

Well, close enough. It's is the last words of Graham Chapman, who at the time met his adopted son for the first time.

...

Wait I'm sorry. Was it movies and media only?

 

[Joepow]

"Take this scroll and stick it.... somewhere safe."
This may be a hard one.

Ryze from league of legends.

My quote:
Go then, there are other worlds than these.

 

[ChupathingyX]

OMG, it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how didn't anyone get that?

Well, close enough. It's is the last words of Graham Chapman, who at the time met his adopted son for the first time.

...

Wait I'm sorry. Was it movies and media only?

No, some people have aleady had quotes from actual people in real life.

 

[Kathinka]

rather hilarious one, from a videgame.

"fire zee panzerschreck! letz unpimp zeir ride!" (read with atrocious german accent)

 

[The Sorrow]

My two:
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

First one's the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch. Second one? No clue.

 

[Fangv2]

"Do you guys play World of Warcraft? Love to play ya sometime, but ow jesus! Fine not World of Warcraft, how about something like... Smash Brothers. You play that? I call Peach. Come back here! No Peach then? You don't like Smash Brothers? How about a First Person Shooter, like Counter-Strike? You play Counter-Strike?"
If you get this quote I'll freak out.

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

The Boondock Saints, I love that scene.

"Beauty, come to me" - C'mon there must be someone who knows who says this.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"A dead child is like pudding. The proof is in the fact that he probably looked like pudding when he got hit by that truck. So I think you should be "pudding" his chocolate memory to rest."

 

[Wuggy]

"A dead child is like pudding. The proof is in the fact that he probably looked like pudding when he got hit by that truck. So I think you should be "pudding" his chocolate memory to rest."

Xavier: Renegade Angel

Here's mine:
"When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Here's a good one.

"I'm hip about time, but I've got to go."

 

[epialesofaergia]

"This generation is worse than the hippies, the flappers, and the Nazis combined. At least the hippies gave us those fat watch bands, the flappers could dance and the Nazis had that song 'Eight Days a Week'."

"We gotta get out of here, I just shit in the sink!"

 

[Ocelano]

"Dude, thats not cool to say about my sister! Because if I say she doesn't I'm a liar but if I agree I'm a perv... "
That's.... interesting.

That's from airgear right when the guy in the wheelchair comment's on the girl he lives with behind.

here's one which I may accidentally paraphrase( going off memory)
"I'm not brainwashing them, I'm merely providing the rudimentary knowledge they'll need for when they become my servants"

 

[Jim Tungsten]

marine in halo2 "this scarab is really starting to PISS ME OFF!!!"

 

[Broggles]

A couple that have always stayed with me for no apparent reason;

"The door is open, lets go"

and...

"Are you sure you've never colonised a planet before?"

 

[Rubashov]

Um....wow? maybe?

Does this mean I can add two more?
I have to win this now, and for all time, or I?ll fight it every day and it will get worse and worse.

As a species, we have evolved to survive. And the way we do it is by straining and straining and, at last, every few generations, giving birth to genius. The one who invents the wheel. And light. And flight. The one who builds a city, a nation, an empire.... Human beings are free except when humanity needs them. Maybe humanity needs you. To do something.

I haven't seen any response to this yet, so I'll go ahead and say the second quote's definitely from Ender's Game. The first might be, as well, but I'm not as sure about that one.

Here's mine:

"What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it."

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Do you guys play World of Warcraft? Love to play ya sometime, but ow jesus! Fine not World of Warcraft, how about something like... Smash Brothers. You play that? I call Peach. Come back here! No Peach then? You don't like Smash Brothers? How about a First Person Shooter, like Counter-Strike? You play Counter-Strike?"
If you get this quote I'll freak out.

This is a guess but...

Deadpool?

 

[Megabobster]

Hmm...I don't really know any of these, but here's mine.

"Come on Gordon, crank that thing!"

Actually there are some others, but that's one of my favorite.

 

[Sacul]

"I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on all the men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who, is, that, girl?"

I literally just played that part. Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines when you first meet Jeanatte.

"Who are you to say 'no more'?"
"I'm the one who does the killing, if you want it to continue you will speak straight with me for once."
"Tread carefully boy, I do not like your tone."
"And I do not like your deception!"
"I have offered you a chance to restore your lost honor."
"Not lost, taken by you, and then you sent me to fetch it again like some damned dog!"
"It seems I'll need to find another! A shame, you showed great potential."
"I think if you had another you'd of sent him long ago. You said the answer to my question would arise when I no longer needed to ask it, so I will not ask. I demand you tell me what binds these men!"

 

[tehbeard]

Favourite from a movie would be: "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."

Favourite from a web series: "AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

 

[PimpHandofGod]

While stands the Coliseum, Rome shall stand;
When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall;
And when Rome falls ? the World.

Anyone who actually guesses this correctly, without Google, will earn my undying respect and admiration, for their excellent taste in literature...

At first I was gonna say Cesar but...Machiaveli?