Metroid Film...by Uwe Boll starring... Jessica simpson

[Gaderael]

Is it April 1st already?

If they do make a movie, they should just get the actress that played Samus in "There Will Be Brawl".

 

[Enigma6667]

*snip* And who would sign him to work on anything anyway? I thought he was largely avoided.

He probably started a boxing fight with Miyamoto for the license. Because that's what he always does.

 

[qazcake]

i have only one thing to say in responce to this movie.
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(let hope it works if it wont than it just dark vaider screaming noooooooo)

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Get the guy who made the new prince of persia movie to do it. He basically made a different story and made it seem like it could be prince of persia and it WORKED.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm fairly certain Nintendo has sworn never to release the rights to their franchises to film producers ever again, so I'm certain this isn't true.

 

[Slaanax]

Jessica Simpson in skin tight clothing is always a plus.

 

[Gigaguy64]

My response to the very thought of a Metroid movie.
No.
No no...NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DAMMIT NO!
NO.
NO NO!

Im glad i know its fake.

 

[MatsVS]

If this happens, you dudes should totally consider not seeing it. That would be rad.

 

[Souplex]

*Drops to knees* Noooooooooooo!
The intensity of my rage could crush your carbon hearts into perfect diamonds.

 

[Irridium]

i have only one thing to say in responce to this movie.
(let hope it works if it wont than it just dark vaider screaming noooooooo)

Fixed for you.

Anyway, that basically is my sentiments on the matter. I really hope its not true, and will never be true.

 

[Wicky_42]

Yeah, it's just an April Fool's joke rolling around. At least, that's what I'm telling myself

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

This has the potential to be amazing. That is, as long as Uwe Boll and Jessica Simpson are removed from the equation. I'm serious, if they do any harm to my favourite franchise...words can't even describe...

Look at this article: http://movies.ign.com/articles/109/1095682p1.html

"Ms. Simpson feels the plot is too complex and would like to move the plot closer to its core story of love and adventure,"

Really? You're fucking kidding me, right? Love? Does that sound like Metroid at all?

I don't even play the games and I know this is wrong as a passive observer... I am disappoint. I am frowning over my keyboard. FROWN WITH ME!

 

[Blackvegie]

Everybody is focusing on the negative so for a change of pace i'm going to focus on the positive:

This is going the greatest movie ever! Maybe Uwe Boll has matured as a filmmaker and delivers an action packed, thought provoking, Sci-Fi epic. Maybe Jessica Alba adds a layer of depth to Samus Aran creating one of the most compelling characters in cinema history.

Maybe.

 

[[Gavo]]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE OH GOD NO.

Nintendo, beat his ass down now.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Metroid Film: YESSSS

Wait...Seriously? Do you actually think that anyone could make a good movie about Metroid? Really? You do realize that being incompatible with films is not necessarily a bad thing when it comes to games, right? That is to say, you're allowed to admit that any Metroid film would be horrible, Uwe Boll or not, without insulting your beloved franchise.

Just saying. No one could ever make a good movie about Metroid. Ever.

 

[DND Judgement]

why would you hire uwe boll as a director anymore...? there must be easier ways to waste money... and ones that cause far less pain to the rest of the world...

 

[Marik2]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

What Hitler said.

 

[Enkidu88]

I never played Metroid...

But those of you who do, you have my deepest sympathies.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Metroid Film: YESSSS

Wait...Seriously? Do you actually think that anyone could make a good movie about Metroid? Really? You do realize that being incompatible with films is not necessarily a bad thing when it comes to games, right? That is to say, you're allowed to admit that any Metroid film would be horrible, Uwe Boll or not, without insulting your beloved franchise.

Just saying. No one could ever make a good movie about Metroid. Ever.

Alan Moore once said you counldn't make a good Watchmen movie. And yet, there it is. I think it could work if you tweak it a bit and play with the 'Samus is a girl' plot twist.

Not that I'm condoning this. Uwe Boll should never make a movie, ever.