Yeah... like Nintendo would ever allow this to happen after the sad sack of shit that was Super Mario Bros.
I remember reading an article about WHY Nintendo hasn't had one of their games made into a movie yet. They are VERY VERY Protective. I highly doubt they would give Uwe Boll the okay to have one of their children and make it into a grotesque monster. I also remember that they said something like they aren't putting making a movie out of one of their games is bad they just want the right guy to come along and I HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt they would let Uwe Boll have at it and make it into a disgusting piece of fecal matter.Enigma6667 said:NINTENDO franchise
Although I doubt this film will ever be made ... I shall help you if it is true :3Swarley said:If this movie is ever made I will build a Dalek war suit and end the world with it.
Unfortunately you won't be able to collect your winnings as any universe where Uwe Boll can win an Oscar would kersplode due to extreme levels of inanity.fluffybunny937 said:I just placed a bet of 20 cents with my local bookie. If this movie wins an academy award I'll be a very rich man.
I give thee the Metroid Manga. Samus talks and its pretty much an origin story which is actually pretty AWESOME.Deiphagia said:The Metroid games are very exploration/random encounter action oriented. How would they make that into a movie?
I can see a Metroid Fusion movie because there was significant plot.
I'll join you.Swarley said:If this movie is ever made I will build a Dalek war suit and end the world with it.
Obvious troll is obvious. If it was Jessica ALBA and not SIMPSON I wouldn't mind watching, but the bit about Boll creating a thought-provoking epic is about as realistic as any of Boll's movies winning any form of accolade [ apart from a Razzie ]Blackvegie said:Everybody is focusing on the negative so for a change of pace i'm going to focus on the positive:
This is going the greatest movie ever! Maybe Uwe Boll has matured as a filmmaker and delivers an action packed, thought provoking, Sci-Fi epic. Maybe Jessica Alba adds a layer of depth to Samus Aran creating one of the most compelling characters in cinema history.
Maybe.