Microsoft Warns: Don't Stand Your Xbox One Vertical

Evil Smurf

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Excludos said:
Yeah, I mean. if I buy a car for 100 000 or more, I want to put it vertically too! Micrsoft is sure in the running for stupidest costumer award at least.
I'll let Olas explain the situation here
OlasDAlmighty said:
Or they could be confused because other, similar looking consoles were clearly designed to be vertical.

and thus assume that vertical works.
Because at the end of the day, we are buying a console, not a car.
 

Caiphus

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This isn't a problem for me (partly because I'm not buying an Xbone, but there you go). I generally keep all my consoles horizontal. Apart from the Wii, which seemed to enjoy it. The crazy thing.

Anywho, I'd be more concerned about the large portion (I would assume at least 50%) of Xbox users who don't read gaming news. Especially if Microsoft is marketing this stuff to non-gamers. How are they gonna know? And who the hell reads safety manuals for consumer electronics these days anyway?
 

Eldritch Warlord

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Have you all developed some sort of knee-jerk hate reaction to any Xbox One news?
All they're saying is that the console is not designed to be stood vertically, so doing so could cause problems.

And it's not like MS even said that having your Xbox One vertical will cause problems, they said that they didn't design for that. Much like how I could probably use my Xbox 360 just fine with it standing on the hard-drive in that photo, but it wasn't designed to be like that.
 

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So I guess we'll miss the feature of the lights re-orienting themselves based on the fact that the console is either horizontal or vertical, huh? I recall the Xbox 360 did that.

Not that you'll miss it... maybe.
 

DrOswald

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I really don't see this as a problem. I never put a console vertical, but I guess it could be a problem depending on your setup.
 

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Excludos said:
Evil Smurf said:
Wait.....So if I buy this thing which is $500+ I can't put it vertically? If I spend $500+ on a thing, I want to put it any orientation I please!

Microsoft is going to get the stupidest company in America award this year.
Yeah, I mean. if I buy a car for 100 000 or more, I want to put it vertically too! Micrsoft is sure in the running for stupidest costumer award at least.
Well sure dude, if you buy a car it's yours to do with as you like. I mean flip it upside down for Pete's sake (just don't expect it to work). Same thing with consoles... if I spend $500 on a game console I get to use it how I want. Sadly, unlike cars, game consoles have a long running history of being able to run fine on their own when placed vertically. This will be really jarring to some gamers who need to save space with their systems but instead end up bricking them.
 

Xan Krieger

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The problem here is microsoft are assuming people will buy an xbone.

As for the xbox 360 I always kept mine horizontal, same as all my other consoles. Won't fit vertically where I keep it. Besides I kept the xbox one horizontal and it never gave me any problems.
 

hotdogoctopus

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Don't worry Microsoft. I won't. Because my Xbone will be safe in it's packaging at the warehouse where all the unsold units will go to die.
 

Denamic

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Not exactly a deal-breaker in of itself, but unfortunately, they've already lost my purchase and this does the opposite of winning me back.
 

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rhizhim said:
Evil Smurf said:
Wait.....So if I buy this thing which is $500+ I can't put it vertically? If I spend $500+ on a thing, I want to put it any orientation I please!

Microsoft is going to get the stupidest company in America award this year.
you'd first have to take a vertical position..
http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/1/11/If_you_know_what_I_mean_.png
I'm an apple man all the time ;D
 

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Toooo be fair, this is a extremely minor design choice. If you think about it, very few other devices are designed to work both horizontally and vertically (with the obvious exception of smart phones and tablets): PC's are always vertically stood, and if someone designed a DVD/Bluray player with standing in vertical in mind, they'd be laughed out of the room.

Sure, its great that other consoles can be stood on their side, but losing the vertical standing isn't a deal breaker for the Xbox One.

No, the deal breakers would be the price tag and the horrible PR Microsoft have botched recently? xD
 

Yopaz

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Honestly I can't say I care about this. Mainly because I don't plan to get the console.

It's good to see that they are warning people ahead rather than how they did with the Xbox 360 where it turned out to be a gamble to do so. Yeah, I had to buy a game after my Xbox ruined the disc... it was a sad day...
 

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At least they're telling us about it, but I can't help but wonder... why is it suddenly so bad to trash talk the continued failures of the Xbone? Multiple folks going "oh god stop beating a dead horse," and honestly, that's kinda fucking stupid. Beating the horse to begin with is how M$ figured out that nobody wanted their kinect bullshit, or their suicide watch checkins, or their used games DRM. People talked about stupid bullshit in the system and M$ backpedaled.

But then, guess what happened? They kept doing dumb shit and saying dumb shit. Considering that every other console in recent memory, and even as far back as PS2, has had side-playing capabilities, what kind of failure in design prevents it from working in the already pretty fucking failure Xbone? What kind of failure in design is causing this issue coming from Microsoft, the same developer that brought you the failure in design Xbox 360 with a literal death sentence on a huge chunk of its consoles? You really, REALLY don't think it's worth at least talking about? What the fuck? What universe are you guys living in? This company has a history of console failures, a history of draconian anti-consumer features AND a history of lying about them being "required for operation," followed by ferocious backpedaling, and you don't think it's worth a conversation about the potential reasons why they've failed at this part, too? Seriously?

It wouldn't be "as big of an issue" if Sony announced it, that's to be sure; but that's because Sony hasn't had an entire season's worth of stupid bullshit spewed out related to their console already. When that's all M$ has had (stupid bullshit followed by terrified backpedaling), it's really not all that hard to see why people would continue to point out its failures. Yeah, it's mostly a matter of convenience, but considering how big of a piece of shit this console is already shaping up to be, you'd think M$ would want to make it as convenient for their consumers as possible - not the opposite.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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omg, can't put vertical = more reason to hate xb1... what a nitpicky thing to ***** about. Other older consoles (specifically every console prior to ps2 except the xbox) were ALL horizontal with no other option. And it wasn't a big deal. This just proves that consumers will ***** about any little damn thing just because they can.