Miss America Trash-Talks Videogames

Sporky111

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That's right, kids: When all else fails, you can put on a bikini, climb up on a stage and shake your moneymaker for Rush Limbaugh. Dare to dream!
That is probably the most accurate interpretation of pageants I've ever seen. I've never liked the concept of them, it's giving beautiful, stupid people a free living with them having to only put on sequined dresses and tell people how to raise kids and fix world hunger, and all that other BS when they don't really know any more than the average person.

Whew, sorry about that. My rant inhibitor broke. On the flip side, maybe the slower end of the spectrum will take her advice and play in the streets with sticks. If all goes well, natural selection will stop us from having any more like her. (that sounds a lot angrier than I mean it)
 

katsabas

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Right. I am gonna take advice from a Top Model about video games. Cause they are infamous for the populace of their brain community in a good sense. What is going on? First we have Ex-Tory leaders, then church organizations and now boobs are after us too? What they say has no effect (except for the poor aussies). Why do they not get it?

On a totally different note, how the hell did she win? The one crowning her is waaaaay better. She, on the other looks like she was hit on the nose with Johnny's plank.
 

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I used to play outside as a kid, but its banned by law these days - if a child goes outside withour a hazmat radiation suit, steel-toe cap boots, protective goggles and at least three adults who have been screened by the government to prove they aren't perverts then the health-and-safety police will take them away and lock them in a padded cell with sterlised , gender neutral toys and gluten-free, lactose-free luke warm hot chocolate.

You don't even want to know what they do if you try to play conkers!

I remember climbing trees....
 

GamingAwesome1

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Another day, another ignorant twat with no respect for a evolving medium.

These people need to be fumigated. NOW.
 

DisgruntledAncient

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"Kevin, I think you need to stop owning n00bs and go push a can into the street with a stick. Miss America said that would be good and she's usually right."

..whatever..
 

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all i can do i have a really do an over dramatic face-palm at this i mean really i love how people that probably never picked up a controller of some sort and instead picked up a make-up shot gun and put it to there face everyday and completely ignore what the big picture is that being that not all kids are playing mind numbing fps and Wow but are learning how to read and do basic math will then go out and tell them do crack each other over the head with a stick clearly is not well in-formed about what sum kids are playing these days .
 

ckam

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Well, apparently she thinks that gamers are stupider than her... Hello Ms. America! Meet the entire Escapist forum!
 

Rawker

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*Takes off Ms. America mask* Bwahahaha! It's really me! Atkinson! Here to do evil upon the videogame world!

[sub]Will videogame be able to defeat this vile fiend?! Tune in next week![/sub]
 

Yopaz

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I'm 3 years younger than her and I've had video games all my life. Make the kids play in the streets with sticks. Great idea! Nothing attracts child molesters as much as a bunch of them in the street laughing. I am guessing they didn't have traffic of traffic accidents when she grew up since the stick was just invented. I am willing to bet money that she needed this speech to gain votes, because it didn't make her sound smart. If she wants to bash video games at least use some statistics and stereotypes to avoid sounding like stupid person who grew up centuries ago. I wonder when they will be done hating video games. I didn't hear nearly as many complaints when I was growing up. Hopefully they'll find something new to complain about soon.
 

RedFox042

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samsonguy920 said:
RedFox042 said:
1337girlFTW said:
Sticks?? I thought we were in a century of technology and science, not stupid monkey-games.
Apparently you haven't heard of the IStick from Apple. you can do anything that a normal stick could do, Only better.

Also I like how she is a Broadcast journalism major and is advocating that people stop watching TV.
You just nailed it on the head there, with both comments. Cookie for you.
Awesome! I got a Cookie!
 

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Miss "I put on a bikini" is telling us we're a waste of space, haha.

Jack Thompson has more credibility than this woman.
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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But, but, but I do play outside! I have a solar-powered TV and a NES that's powered by the wind of cars passing by on the busy street...

I carved the controller out of a bundle of sticks I stole from some girl named Caressa and told her I needed them for video games. Man, I wonder what happened to her?
 

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Hmm.. yes, she lacks information. But let's judge her statement by its own merits, shall we?

She made a rather blanket statement saying that video games are part of the problems surrounding children these days. I agree to a point. Unfortunately, the other part is social rejection. Children play video games instead of being outside playing because as someone else said earlier; playing by yourself is really BORING. If a child has no friends in their neighborhood because the other brats are too busy ostracizing him/her because of what they look like or how they act, then of course they're going to shut themselves up in their rooms with Xbox 360 or PS3 to gain some semblence of interaction away from family. I had very few friends growing up (the ones I did have were all avid gamers) so yes, I spent my days playing whatever manner of game I could inside.

The other end of this argument is still similar though. Children who have many friends still share common interests in gaming so they head over to their friends houses and do team deathmatches in whatever fps games they have at hand. To end this mildly, whether you are well loved by the kids of your generation or a social paraih, you will still play video games whenever you can. It's just something we all enjoy and feel comfortable with. Yes, MODERATE the amount of time we do spend on them, but by no means take them away.

This Miss America may have gotten where she is by minor academic prowess, stunning good looks (though I seriously doubt that), or sheer dumb luck, but no amount of education or worldly travelling will ever give anyone the right to tell another human being how to live their life. Our minds discovered free will at some point in our minute existence, and we ran with the concept. Problem is, there will always be those who believe they know what's best for us all. How do you know that? Do you know what everyone in the world is thinking or doing at the exact same time? Do you know what their living conditions are like? Do you know what kind of people they are? No, because that is impossible.

She should have stuck with a topic that would have garnered her less flak like 'world peace' or 'an end to famine.' Still, if those were her original thoughts (something I could be convinced of since I read the interview) then I salute you Miss. You were willing to do something fewer and fewer of us as a species have the courage to do when it counts. I just wish you had chosen your words a bit better, is all.
 

Booze Zombie

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I don't think someone who's won a "I look better than you, no I look better than you" contest should really be giving advice.

Also, it's easier to blame kids being lazy on games than actually addressing the cause.
Seriously, cause and effect and you try to cure the effect?

Ever hear of "one thing and then another"?
When growing up "cured" you going to little beauty pagents, what did you do?
You went to big beauty pagents.

Jesus...

If kids are lazy, all taking away their video games and electronic entertainment is going to do is piss them off.
 

samsonguy920

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Therumancer said:
I can't think of the video game industry ever having tried to recruit a Miss America or similar celebrity (which is a bit differant than being a model or porn star) as a spokesperson.
Different how? She just threw away her chances of using her broadcast journalism degree with her comment on tv's. Her face ain't gonna get her on any fashion magazine covers. That mouth however is just full of potential, and I don't mean its speaking ability.
Your argument does have merit, but she is trying to sell herself to the government that has been suppressing physical education year after year until quite a few schools don't even have anything beyond extra curricular sports(and how much longer before those start getting targeted as being too dangerous for kids?). And you have to be fit to qualify for those. So where does that leave those who aren't getting out on the teams? They are focusing more of their energy either wasting away on something else, or spending time behind the computer.
Obama is all about kids getting physical, but has he done a single thing to reverse Bush's policies? Nope. So the schools are stuck helpless while parents whine that their kids aren't getting fit, and these days a lot of parents ain't got the time themselves to help train their kids to keeping fit.
Argh! Now I gone got on another rant. Bad Sam!
 

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I genuinely thought this article read Miss American-Trash: Talks Video games for a minute.
(to clarify: meaning in the sense of insulting her, not the nationality)

OT: Outside, sure encourage but you shouldn't find it as your only medium of entertainment (same as the video games I suppose, not that I'm one to talk)
 

samsonguy920

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Arbitrary Cidin said:
But, but, but I do play outside! I have a solar-powered TV and a NES that's powered by the wind of cars passing by on the busy street...

I carved the controller out of a bundle of sticks I stole from some girl named Caressa and told her I needed them for video games. Man, I wonder what happened to her?
You left her defenseless against the other stick-wielding kids. Now she blames her disfigurement on electronic media. Hope you are happy.
Wanna play Starfox?