Modern Warfare 2 PS3 Leaderboards Hacked to Crap

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Douk said:
As for the unkilling, they're using an unlockable spawn gun that respawns dead bodies. What, you haven't unlocked it yet?
Well, I have yet to unlock the trigger for my gun, but I JUST unlocked the menu screen, so I'll be able to do it soon.
 
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Carlston said:
But now picture if it did...that would be the coolest cheat ever
Modern Warfare 3: The Titanic Goes With The Floe.

Or Ice to see you.

Or The Last Wave.

Or even better, a Zombie Titanic...

I think I better lie down.
 
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Just another reason why reviewers were jumping the gun giving this game "BESTEST GAME EVUR! WE MEEN IT THS TIME!". So who does it go back to? Halo? Warcraft? Mass Effect?

I want to know where to mail the crown!





Oh...Really?
 

Pendragon9

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HAHAHAH! Proves that the almighty MW2 isn't perfect after all.

Better get to work fixing those leaderboards, Activision.
 

Marik2

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I'm going to seemingly be the first one to say it's still a fucking excellent game and anyone who cares about leaderboard scores is playing the game for all the wrong reasons.
Couldn't agree with you more.
 

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Greg Tito said:
Modern Warfare 2 PS3 Leaderboards Hacked to Crap



The multiplayer leaderboards for Modern Warfare 2 on the PlayStation Network are compromised, showing records that are impossible to achieve.

Activision and Infinity Ward have said nothing regarding how or if they plan to fix the decimated leaderboards on the Playstation Network for Modern Warfare 2. The rampant hacking of the PS3 leaderboards shows completely erroneous information such as time played numbering in the tens of thousands of days. It is unclear whether a complete wipe of the leaderboards is necessary, but, if so, that could be holding up the process as Sony and Activision scramble to find a solution that will piss off consumers the least.

The simple process by which this glitch is exploited is available online, and that's why the problem is so widespread. Even then, it seems that some hackers are becoming bored with hacking themselves to the top of the leaderboards and have begun glitching themselves [http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/modernwarfare2/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-52571436&pid=951943] so that they appear last on the list with negative 12345 kills. I'm not sure how you can unkill people. Agh, my brain is starting to hurt.

And remember kids: Cheaty the Bear says, "Don't cheat, dick."

Source: CVG [http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=228963]

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After about 50 grenades to a stomache the corpse gets so riddled with pain that it gets up and slaps you in the face.


I'm not a hacker, I'm just really afraid of zombies.
 

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Lets face it, no matter what the game is sooner or later some asshole will find a way to fuck it up for everyone else, even if its just leaderboards or glitching.

In a way you can't blame them though, what with being in their late 20's to early 30's still living at home with no hope of ever having any semblance of a social life or having sex that doesn't involve a fleshlight and USB connection, these people are desparate for attention no matter what kind it is, because when you have the self-esteem of a sea cucumber and the physical beauty of the guy from the Southpark "Make love not warcraft" episode, the only, ONLY way you can feel good about yourself is to fuck something up for everyone else.

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.
 

Booze Zombie

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You kinda went the a little out of your way to insult the game didn't you there?
Not really, I'm just bitter that I didn't listen to the smart people who said this game was 95% hot air (aka: hype) and 5% substance.

Undercover said:
Quotey stuff
Woah, ease up with the righteous indignation there.

I'm willing to bet half of these guys are pretty much of the jock stereotype, but who found the information needed to preform a minor hack, basically like an information-based version of a "virus kiddy", which is a malicious Internet user that uses viruses they have no knowledge of how to create, just operate, only it's not virus, it's a stupid glitch.

By the way, you don't sound much better than these people when you assume that they're all lifeless sub-humans, they're people just like you, that's what drives them.
 

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Oh noes...the leaderboards! Hide the children, get in the bomb shelter! The world's ending!
Ho don't worry abou... wait, whats that? HO MY GOD, IT'S A NOOBZORZZZZZ WOE IZ BEDDA THAN ME, ITZ A HACKZZZZZOOOOOR!!!!1111
not mocking you, by the way.

OT: hold on, people are upset about the leader boards? HAHAHAHA, god, that is the best joke I heard all day. But why do people care about the leader boards so much they'll make it obvious their hacking? To feel better than people? I don't get it. maybe they're just jerks and everyone shouldn't give two shits about leader boards, in fact, let's just shoot leader boards in the back of the head and forget about it.
 

Baby Tea

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Greg Tito said:
And remember kids: Cheaty the Bear says, "Don't cheat, dick."
Please tell me that this will be a new Escapist T-shirt. I want one.

On topic: People are so insecure...and stupid. I mean honestly, I can imagine them sitting around and thinking 'You know what would surely make me cool? Cheating to be number one on a video game leaderboard! I'll be the coolest cheater (Read: Dick...thanks Cheaty the Bear) on the PSN! Then maybe my parents will love me!'
Yeah, go away. And stop being a dick.
 

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To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.
I want you to think about your response for a few minutes, and see who the general public would believe is the bigger loser, you or a person who's basically showing the absurdity of achievements in an online video game. They're justified when you think the way you do. .-.

People don't create negative scores on video games for sex, hon.
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
Grayjack72 said:
I've seen the leaderboards. The person at the top has like 21000 days playing the game.
Which means he's been playing every day since roughly May, 1952.

And I bet he's spent the entire time in his mother's basement.

HEYO!
HAH, (highfive)
 

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Booze Zombie said:
Tdc2182 said:
You kinda went the a little out of your way to insult the game didn't you there?
Not really, I'm just bitter that I didn't listen to the smart people who said this game was 95% hot air (aka: hype) and 5% substance.
Just sayin, I was hyped and I wasnt let down. It was more people are now determined to hate it.
 

Danpascooch

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Rofl, anyone who gets pissed at this is a downer.

I for one think it is HILARIOUS!
 

Danpascooch

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Baby Tea said:
Greg Tito said:
And remember kids: Cheaty the Bear says, "Don't cheat, dick."
Please tell me that this will be a new Escapist T-shirt. I want one.

On topic: People are so insecure...and stupid. I mean honestly, I can imagine them sitting around and thinking 'You know what would surely make me cool? Cheating to be number one on a video game leaderboard! I'll be the coolest cheater (Read: Dick...thanks Cheaty the Bear) on the PSN! Then maybe my parents will love me!'
Yeah, go away. And stop being a dick.
You sir have inspired me to start writing down quotes like this.
 

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Flos said:
Undercover said:
To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.
I want you to think about your response for a few minutes, and see who the general public would believe is the bigger loser, you or a person who's basically showing the absurdity of achievements in an online video game. They're justified when you think the way you do. .-.

People don't create negative scores on video games for sex, hon.
Actually, I am on his side. I think that the people who are actually good at the game shold be recognized for their boring lives. I mean, if you got out of your way to destroy part of a game you are the bigger loser.

And his comment was funny, so that gets points in my book.
 

Danpascooch

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Undercover said:
Lets face it, no matter what the game is sooner or later some asshole will find a way to fuck it up for everyone else, even if its just leaderboards or glitching.

In a way you can't blame them though, what with being in their late 20's to early 30's still living at home with no hope of ever having any semblance of a social life or having sex that doesn't involve a fleshlight and USB connection, these people are desparate for attention no matter what kind it is, because when you have the self-esteem of a sea cucumber and the physical beauty of the guy from the Southpark "Make love not warcraft" episode, the only, ONLY way you can feel good about yourself is to fuck something up for everyone else.

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.
I think you set the world record for most negative stereotypes crammed into a single post.

Maybe they just did it because they thought it was funny to fuck with the people who took the boards so seriously, no need to be a dick.

I for one think it's really funny, some kid goes crazy over beating someone else by .05 seconds, then these guys just swoop in and set these totally impossible records, I think it's a great prank.

So maybe it's the opposite of what you say, maybe they didn't do it because they thought the boards were godly important, maybe it was exactly the opposite.

Also, you were never loved much as a child, huh?

Seriously though, is your argument that everything you do has to result in sex or it is useless? Because you basically argued that since their hacking didn't result in some hot chick showing up, they must suck at life, fucked in the head much?

EDIT: For all you know, they are enjoying that flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs right now.
 

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CoD leaderbaords hacked?
really?
no way...
there's still obvious hacks on the boards for 4 and W@W.
so of course this one is aswell