Modern Warfare 2 PS3 Leaderboards Hacked to Crap

[Starke]

I do hope this'll get ID to rethink not having dedicated servers on RAGE, but I'm not hopeful.

Concider the following scenario:
that means more girls for me and my godlike fingers.

Is that some kind of horrific innuendo?

we could play video games all night and I'd pwn her every time. What innuendo?

The horrific and hillarious kind. You sir, deserve a cookie, if it was intentional.

EDIT: For all you know, they are enjoying that flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs right now.

Well, they were, until the incoming sex nymphs crushed them under their heavy-breasts.

 

[Undercover]

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.

I want you to think about your response for a few minutes, and see who the general public would believe is the bigger loser, you or a person who's basically showing the absurdity of achievements in an online video game. They're justified when you think the way you do. .-.

People don't create negative scores on video games for sex, hon.

Oh for chrissakes will you people please DROP IT?!? I was friggin' KIDDING.

K-I-D-D-I-N-G!

 

[Undercover]

Lets face it, no matter what the game is sooner or later some asshole will find a way to fuck it up for everyone else, even if its just leaderboards or glitching.

In a way you can't blame them though, what with being in their late 20's to early 30's still living at home with no hope of ever having any semblance of a social life or having sex that doesn't involve a fleshlight and USB connection, these people are desparate for attention no matter what kind it is, because when you have the self-esteem of a sea cucumber and the physical beauty of the guy from the Southpark "Make love not warcraft" episode, the only, ONLY way you can feel good about yourself is to fuck something up for everyone else.

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.

I think you set the world record for most negative stereotypes crammed into a single post.

Maybe they just did it because they thought it was funny to fuck with the people who took the boards so seriously, no need to be a dick.

I for one think it's really funny, some kid goes crazy over beating someone else by .05 seconds, then these guys just swoop in and set these totally impossible records, I think it's a great prank.

So maybe it's the opposite of what you say, maybe they didn't do it because they thought the boards were godly important, maybe it was exactly the opposite.

Also, you were never loved much as a child, huh?

Seriously though, is your argument that everything you do has to result in sex or it is useless? Because you basically argued that since their hacking didn't result in some hot chick showing up, they must suck at life, fucked in the head much?

EDIT: For all you know, they are enjoying that flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs right now.

Wow. My comment must have really touched a nerve there, huh sparky? Now with such a vicious response from you, and your sad attempt to insult me (keep trying), which part rings true for you then? Hmmm?

I WAS KIDDING. Wow. I mean, WOW.

Ok, go ahead and continue your little rant if it makes you feel big and tough.

 

[Danpascooch]

Lets face it, no matter what the game is sooner or later some asshole will find a way to fuck it up for everyone else, even if its just leaderboards or glitching.

In a way you can't blame them though, what with being in their late 20's to early 30's still living at home with no hope of ever having any semblance of a social life or having sex that doesn't involve a fleshlight and USB connection, these people are desparate for attention no matter what kind it is, because when you have the self-esteem of a sea cucumber and the physical beauty of the guy from the Southpark "Make love not warcraft" episode, the only, ONLY way you can feel good about yourself is to fuck something up for everyone else.

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.

I think you set the world record for most negative stereotypes crammed into a single post.

Maybe they just did it because they thought it was funny to fuck with the people who took the boards so seriously, no need to be a dick.

I for one think it's really funny, some kid goes crazy over beating someone else by .05 seconds, then these guys just swoop in and set these totally impossible records, I think it's a great prank.

So maybe it's the opposite of what you say, maybe they didn't do it because they thought the boards were godly important, maybe it was exactly the opposite.

Also, you were never loved much as a child, huh?

Seriously though, is your argument that everything you do has to result in sex or it is useless? Because you basically argued that since their hacking didn't result in some hot chick showing up, they must suck at life, fucked in the head much?

EDIT: For all you know, they are enjoying that flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs right now.

Wow. My comment must have really touched a nerve there, huh sparky? Now with such a vicious response from you, and your sad attempt to insult me (keep trying), which part rings true for you then? Hmmm?

I WAS KIDDING. Wow. I mean, WOW.

Ok, go ahead and continue your little rant if it makes you feel big and tough.

Damn, you really ARE an ass.

Does it make you feel good to groundlessly insult other people?

I'll let you, you seem like you need this.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I..... grrr. A cock punch will be in order if I ever meet anybody who hacks. When I get off work, I want to come home and kill Greg from accounting wearing a tight black leather suit. I can't have that, either they use the rocket launcher glitch (fixed) or the care package hack.(EMP in every drop)

 

[thrubeingcool13]

Hasn't this happened with almost every leaderboard in the last 5 years?

 

[FROGGEman2]

wut.

...Godfuckingdamitthisissomfuckingstupidargh

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

If i wsa a haker I'd probably hack myself to the complete bottom of the list just to say i did so, and have my time played be 00:00:00:01, in other words, One second.

 

[incal11]

Easiest way to reduce cheating on leaderboards, tried and true, used by some online casual games sites:
step 1
determine limits above(or below) which a score cannot be submitted.

step 2
Make it so the score limit is slightly above what is humanly possible

step 3
just write a dumb program that automatically delete all scores already at or above the limit

step 4
write another dumb program that automatically ban anyone from submitting scores again (at least temporarily) who had or tried to submit a score at or above the limit.

step 5
patch the exploits whenever possible, and erase the content of the leaderboards once a month.
Eternal leaderboards are never legit.

If done right, it will stop 99% of cheating, and give legit players a good chance to at least be in the top ten.
It's so simple and obvious, I seriously wonder why it is not more widely used...

As for the one shot= 100% accuracy, submitable on the leaderboard, it's bad design.

 

[Gaderael]

-snip-

It is unclear whether a complete wipe of the leaderboards is necessary, but, if so, that could be holding up the process as Sony and Activision scramble to find a solution that will piss off consumers the least.

-snip-

I believe the "not pissing off the customer's" boat has already sailed.

 

[Amnestic]

Lets face it, no matter what the game is sooner or later some asshole will find a way to fuck it up for everyone else, even if its just leaderboards or glitching.

In a way you can't blame them though, what with being in their late 20's to early 30's still living at home with no hope of ever having any semblance of a social life or having sex that doesn't involve a fleshlight and USB connection, these people are desparate for attention no matter what kind it is, because when you have the self-esteem of a sea cucumber and the physical beauty of the guy from the Southpark "Make love not warcraft" episode, the only, ONLY way you can feel good about yourself is to fuck something up for everyone else.

To the "hacker(s)" that messed up the leaderboards: Good job! You managed once again to prove that you are l33t and Uber, and all the other bullshit names you pathetic nobodies come up with for yourselves. You've made the news and now there will be a flood of heavy-breasted sex nymphs beating down your parents' basement door to get a sample of your superior nerd-seed...

Oh wait, that's your MOM banging on the basement door to let you know your 2 dozen hot pockets are done & if you wanted a LARGE Dr. Pepper...

Fucking losers.

Someone's projecting butthurt.

[sub]No one's buying your "I was kidding" story either.[/sub]

 

[LordBag]

Isn't this kind of thing par for course on most leaderboards? I certainly seem to recall it was for Call of Duty 4.

I remember looking at the guy at the top and he had an advertisment on his gamertag bio stating he was selling the gamertag and it's selling point was that it was number 1 on CoD4. It makes me think, who would even buy this?

 

[Osloq]

Cheaty the Bear hasn't been the same since he went to rehab for that drug problem. There's no enthusiasm any more plus you don't get to read the articles about him being caught with princess Peach in a cubicle, snorting star dust off her thigh.

 

[Asehujiko]

Who wants to bet that this will be used as an example by Xbox-fanboys to show why the 360 is better?

They can't because their leaderboard had somebody with 5 centuries of playtime, 0 deaths and about a trillion kills on top for quite some time before the game was released. And a 255% accuracy.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Who wants to bet that this will be used as an example by Xbox-fanboys to show why the 360 is better?

They can't because their leaderboard had somebody with 5 centuries of playtime, 0 deaths and about a trillion kills on top for quite some time before the game was released. And a 255% accuracy.

What are the odds that somebody will defend him and just say that 360 players are that good? I just want to know because that would be hilarious.

 

[DTWolfwood]

damn and i was about to buy the PS3 version... guess ill leave that alone.